"Why don't you come and, make me,,Starbucks"
"I'm allergic to bees, you punchline!"
These are the best insults I've ever heard, along with
"You're such a pillow case"
"You were a brownie, a girl scout cookie--"
:^)
I'm gonna use them--
"I'm allergic to bees, you punchline!"
These are the best insults I've ever heard, along with
"You're such a pillow case"
"You were a brownie, a girl scout cookie--"
:^)
I'm gonna use them--
on July 04, 2017
It's gotten to where I lied down on the bathroom floor and, I fell asleep.
:^]
At least it stopped hurting--
:^]
At least it stopped hurting--
on July 04, 2017
My uterus needs to shut up
I don't want a baby
>:^[
I don't want a baby
>:^[
on July 04, 2017
Okay but, "My life as a Zucchini" was a really good movie.
:^]
:^]
on July 04, 2017
on July 03, 2017