clown.boy - Page 20

i'm gonna vomit in your shoes

my allergies are goin wild rn
it's like my nose is pissing blood

i wanna like. make a list of mental illnesses/ disorders i have but there's a lot i dunno abt so i'm gonna wait till i see a brain doc

random list of foods i rlly like that comfort me, don't make me feel sick, and/or make me feel like an 80's/ 90's kid:

- jello !!
- cherry 2 ball screwball !!
- major melon mtn dew :D
- cheese balls
- watermelon sour patch kids popsicless :)
- fuᴄkin kool-aid B)

everyday, i live in agony knowing i don't look like johnny depp in the movie "Benny & Joon"

if you wanna make that special potion. here's how:

it's not really a potion but it is magical. all you have to do is purchase a 2 ball screwball from a traveling confection shop also known to humans as an "ice cream truck". keep it in the ice box, cold as death for 24 hours. after that, collect an elixir of dew from the mountain, charged with melon. after a day, they must be combined in a cup made for wine. it cures depression but also it has so much shit in it that you'll fuᴄkin See More die anyway so it's great

ice-cream truck cherry ice-cream + watermelon mtn dew = my depression is cured

ok so i found out that you can just use super glue lol i think we mmight have some

guess whoo's making his melon gun after aaall

i still find myself wondering how they're doing these days. funny.

we don't have a hot glue gun so i can't make my awesome melon mtn dew gun ???

cool, i'm so fuᴄking tired man

i wanna make a gun outta these epic melon mtn dew cans kdjjkdsn
they just look so epic

i listened to a 100 gecs song last night and i liked it.
i'm mortified.

new favorite song/ song that quenches my dopamine thirsst rn:
HURT by 1 800 PAIN <3

I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot. I'll be back.

bitchin *proceeds to drink 87+ cans of major melon mtn dew*

he's never seen drop dead fred or little monsters, bro i am going to eat his liver

*listens to IGOR for the 1980238098398th time*