
""""Cashier: (seen pressing things on the register that are unbeknownst to the public) Alright sir, we’ll have it in a jiffy!"""""
that's it, i'm a genius
that's it, i'm a genius
on May 06, 2019

DSFVFD I SEARCHED UP "in a jiffy" TO SEE IF I GOT IT RIGHT AND MY GOD THERE'S A CURSED SONIC PICTURE DDNSSJLD
on May 06, 2019

on May 06, 2019

wow i wish a dude would yell at me with his tongue hanging out with glowing red eyes holy shit
on May 06, 2019

he fukcing pushed a guy off a bridge and took off his pants trying to rescue him what a silly sausage oh my god
on May 06, 2019

baby teeth
on May 06, 2019

i think i want to start a deviantart but i'm scared of it and i don't know what i'd name it,,
same goes for tumblr,,,
same goes for tumblr,,,
on May 06, 2019

i was doing really good and then my nose just decided
hey
you know that thing i do where this funny red liquid comes out?
imma do it
you fuckker
hey
you know that thing i do where this funny red liquid comes out?
imma do it
you fuckker
on May 05, 2019

i'll watch the rest later,
i reminded myself of osomatsu-san and now i'm going to draw purble on ms paint
i reminded myself of osomatsu-san and now i'm going to draw purble on ms paint
on May 05, 2019

space chimps was a fever dream that everyone had collectively dreamed at the same time and it's just buried deep in everyone's brain
on May 05, 2019

the way he says "boom" reminds me of that puppy thing where the gun sound effects was just a guy yelling "BOOM BOOM BOOM" and that kills me
on May 05, 2019

also, speaking of osomatsu-san,
still haven't seen the movie,
terrified of what the english dub will be
still haven't seen the movie,
terrified of what the english dub will be
on May 05, 2019

kinda getting osomatsu-san vibes from this hnnh
on May 05, 2019