so... i got a wrong number text let's call the other person.. may..
may:boo!
may: Did you take Don's potion hon?
me: who dis
me: who is don and why does he have a potion?
may:sir???
may: oh no See More
me: i am no sir i'm a pterodactyl
may:*calls me* sir are you okay what are you on
me: uhm
may: shit *mumbles* did i get the wrong number?
me yep!
may: *starts screaming on the other line cause she's pissed*
may:boo!
may: Did you take Don's potion hon?
me: who dis
me: who is don and why does he have a potion?
may:sir???
may: oh no See More
me: i am no sir i'm a pterodactyl
may:*calls me* sir are you okay what are you on
me: uhm
may: shit *mumbles* did i get the wrong number?
me yep!
may: *starts screaming on the other line cause she's pissed*
on March 03, 2021
on March 03, 2021
poor people vs not poor people
not: yeah my parents got me an electric scooter and they're making me go outside and use it. i didn't even want one. (my bf's parents bought him one and this happened)
poor: *gets guitar* really?! how did you guys afford this? (on christmas w/ my dad and his gf)
it bothers me when people just act like it's normal that they got something expensive that they don't bother to appreciate
not: yeah my parents got me an electric scooter and they're making me go outside and use it. i didn't even want one. (my bf's parents bought him one and this happened)
poor: *gets guitar* really?! how did you guys afford this? (on christmas w/ my dad and his gf)
it bothers me when people just act like it's normal that they got something expensive that they don't bother to appreciate
on March 03, 2021
i do love actually all things psychedelic and trippy.... and i smell slightly of marijuana and incence... and i collect crystals... oddly specefic yet true
on March 03, 2021
on March 03, 2021
caligulasAquarium0 uploaded a photo
Yeah, I'm the guy who talks about his weenie
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on March 03, 2021
well peeps it's been 30 minutes and i got 27 notifications in 20 of those minutes
on March 02, 2021
i'ma leave for half an hour blow up my notificatitions :)
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on March 02, 2021
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on March 02, 2021
on March 02, 2021
https://gdpd.xyz/weeblewobble
Qfeast won't let me put links in my bio so here ya go
Qfeast won't let me put links in my bio so here ya go
on March 02, 2021
on March 02, 2021
oh my god i was in class and forgot to mute myself and i started singing the final countdown my teacher was so pissed
on March 01, 2021
which mha character are you? (1)