Still_Loves_DDLC - Page 3

@SCP7000: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
@Tinygoat: Okay, but what is updog?
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression : Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
@XxDxmxn: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
@Rogue_Demon: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest See More▼ city in Sweden.
@LilZeke2007: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
@SCP7000: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
@XxDxmxn: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression : No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
@Tinygoat: What’s a henway??
@SCP7000: Oh, about five pounds.

@SCP7000: Who the ffuck added me to a ffucking group chat?
@Tinygoat: >:O language
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression : Yeah watch your ffucking language
@XxDxmxn: OKAY WHO TAUGHT @ANXIETY.TUBBO.DEPRESSION THE FFUCK WORD?
@Rogue_Demon: 'The ffuck word'.
@LilZeke2007: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression : Oh my god they censored it See More▼
@Rogue_Demon: Say ffuck, @LilZeke2007.
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression : Do it, @LilZeke2007. Say ffuck.

Random Generated Quote of the squad:
@SCP7000: Rules are made to be broken.
@Rogue_demon: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
@Tinygoat: Uh, piñatas.
@Jaybird: Glow sticks.
@LikZeke2007: Karate boards.
@HappyKitKat: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. See More▼
@SCP7000: Rules.
@Rogue_demon:

*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*
@SCP7000, joking: @Rogue_demon's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.
@Rogue_demon: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no ffucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.
@Rogue_demon: In See More▼ fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With ffuckin pros!
@Rogue_demon: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.
@Enzonite: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-
@Rogue_demon: YEAH, @ENZONITE. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH @ENZONITE. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.
@Rogue_demon: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.
@SCP7000: *Cracking up*
@Rogue_demon: YEAH, @ENZONITE. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you FFUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'
@Rogue_demon: WHAT ARE YOU FFUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.
@Enzonite:
@SCP7000: Okaaay-
@Enzonite: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...
@SCP7000: Maybe fire? Fire type?
@Enzonite: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?@Rogue_demon: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea @SCP7000 I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FFUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.
@Rogue_demon: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE-
@Enzonite: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!
@Rogue_demon, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise...

@SCP7000: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
@Rogue_demon: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
@SCP7000: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
@Enzonite: edible

@SCP7000: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
@Rogue_demon: Only if you also don't ask why
@Rogue_demon: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
@SCP7000:
@Rogue_demon:
@SCP7000: This one is fine

@SCP7000: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
@Rogue_demon: What's that?
@SCP7000: Remorse code.
@Rogue_demon: I'm even angrier now.

@SCP7000: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
@Rogue_demon, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

(Characters from my book are gonna be on here)
Grim: I just ended a four year relationship.
Drelikai: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Grim: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Gresin and Niq fighting from across the room*