Yourlocalcatperson - Page 182

.... *Takes a sip of the good old caffeinated, bean juice* three things that are okay 1. Admitting your wrong 2. Cringing at your past and 3. Murder Lol jkjk being yourself is better than casual murder

Is it just me or am I bad with emotions?
Karen: You killed my kid
YOUR CROTCH GOBLIN WAS ASKIN FOR IT KAREN!!

I didn't listen to music yesterday, so I felt bad today
I listened to some metal English covers and now I'm gooder

Me: *singing country road*
The whole group chat: WEEEEESSST VIIRGINAAA!!

Aubergine Jumpscare
Hello! It is I, Aubergine man. We need to have a spray of everything these days. I have been getting requests for a while for this.
But I couldn't figure out the formula until just three seconds ago! I introduce to you Anti magenta man spray! WAIT-- HENERY WANNA FUÇK WITH ANYONE WITH- ... Oh.. I mean YES anti magenta man spray will only be 20$ an adding an extra five dollars for some free anti tangerine man and anti aubregine man spray. Gets rid of the pink See More man who is staring at me write this script for the commercial.
But you may ask "You stupid Aubergine man, the pink man goes into the void when I whip this out" and I'll say too bad sucks to be you! Hahaha I don't care I have your money This product probably doesn't even work. Wait- I can't say that in a commercial well fear not If you buy two of Anti magenta man spray and combine it, it summons a portal to the void. And then deal with it yourself, Imma go eat a kebab now.

Ah I remember that time me and the puppet man decided to get in an argument about whether chica was a chicken or duck
OBVIOUSLY she's a duck!

Me: Hey! old Sport!
Old Sport: Oh no...
Me: You ready to kill the kiddins
Old Sport: ....no
Me: GODFUCKING DAMMIT *floats away*

Hey I gotta tell you something
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Are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs?

Sam: *staring down the other three*
Sammi, Sammy, and Samuel: *staring back*
Sam: Who the bloody hell is the real Sam
*All Sam's raise their hands*
Sam: No! You guys can be the real Sam that's me
Sammi: ....
Sammy: BUT we are all the real Sam! See More
Samuel: Yeah what he said, we are just from different universes
Sammi: I'm not even supposed to be here
Sam: BUT WHO BELONGS HERE???
*Once again they all raise their hands*
Sam: YOU JUST SAID-
Sammi: haha yeah I know I just like to see you get mad
Sammy: Guys. We are all clearly Sam here
Sam: IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Sammi: Chill out I'm going back to the real world
Sam: don't you freaking leave you little-
*Sammi has left the server*
(Ugh I got bored so I made this DX don't mind me)

Oh shoot... I gotta go for the night, hope everyone has a good night sleep well
And please try to stay safe you are important no matter what you think...