Yourlocalcatperson - Page 174

This dude wrote a fricking play about this woman's arousal.
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Never bring a dance to a gunfight

Friends: *Taller than me*
My younger sister: *taller than me*
Me: It's becoming increasingly obvious, I can deny it no longer!! ...I am small

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slide bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if you take one more diddly darn step right there im gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck and wowza woulnd't that be a crummy juncture huh?do you want that?do you wish upon yourself into physical experience with a crummy juncture because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal See More chum friend if you keep this up then well gosh diddly darn i just might have to not get so friendly with you my friendly friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy

Me: *gives a chicken nugget to my sister*
My sister: *hands it back*
Me: Want me to peel it?
My sister: *inhales nugget*

Ever have someone say you need to breathe and you're just like "don't I do that already?"

Me: *lays down with a comfy sigh*
F: I have the sudden urge to reply
Me: why is it whenever I decide to lay down someone awnsers

You know what font I would be?
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Comic Sams

Me: *searches alcohol that can kill you*
My mom: *scrolling through my search history* wait wtf... Drinks that can kill...

Casey: *puts two slices of bread onthe sides of Sam's face* What are you?
Sam: *confused* Uh Wha-
Casey: A Sam-wich
Sam: ...
Casey: Sam?
Sam: ...you're not funny Castlynn

When my friend gets back from his online school...
I'm gonna barrage him with puns ÒwÓ

*Uber your Uber has arrived*
Sam: *dies*
Sparky: WTF IS THAT BS!!!
Alex: Kill it...
Lilliana: DO YOU NEED HELP SIR?!
Hart: *grins and shoots it*
Hax: someone free me from the world with this monstrousity.... See More
Violet: *cries in Italian*
Mage: Welp I'm out *goes through wall*

I love and hate horror
I love the anticipation and adrenaline and detail
What I don't love is the anticipation, adrenaline and detail

Me: *tryna do a Fnaf 4 au rp with my friend*
Friend: Can Izuku be the night guard
Me: yes but it's Fnaf 4?
Friend: Oh.
Me: wanna do Fnaf one?
Friend: sure
Me: okay *states the characters I'm playing* See More
Friend: awe I wanted (oc) to be chicA
Me: Okay well then Lilli will be Foxy and Hart is kicked out for being a spider man
Friend: Ok! Well she's toy chica
Me: But I thought it was Fnaf one?
Friend: Nope NVM
Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NVM???