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You can call me Toasty/Toast,Ned, dad
A complimentary dad joke: Why can’t you have a nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot. See More▼
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A complimentary dad joke: Why can’t you have a nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot. See More▼
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Shit, here goes another day. It's gettin' closer my birthday..I hate it so much...
on June 03, 2017
on June 03, 2017
I'm insane.
on June 02, 2017
on June 02, 2017
My birthday is in twelve days. Should do a twelve day OTP challenge to celebrate pride month and my birthday?
on June 01, 2017
NEDandN30 asked a question
question
I know this a weird question. I just wondering because I follow people who draw smut.
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by NEDandN30
on June 01, 2017
So it's a normal morning, and I get up to let out my dog. And she goes into the garage while get her a treat for going to the bathroom. And when I go to get her. She fookin' murdering bees, the ones that can sting, like it's normal, she beat in' the fookin' hell out those bees. Also she hittin' with her paws and biting ' them, which like the worst two places to be stung, the mouth and the paws.When I go to check outside, there's two more bee carcasses with bee gut splattered about. See More▼ Honestly it scared the shite out of me.
on May 31, 2017
Name:Hayden
Age:"21"
Sexuality: pan
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FAVORITE THINGS
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? Favorite Color:Green See More▼
? Favorite Singer: Anyone really.
? Favorite Song:Sarcasm
? Favorite Actor/Actress:Lisa Kidrow
? Favorite Film: Coraline
? Favorite TV Show: Friends
?Favorite Food:My dad's pecan pie
? Favorite Word: Green
? Favorite Drink: Vilina Dr.Pepper
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THIS OR THAT
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Pepsi Or Coke?:Coke
School Or Bed?:Bed
Single Or Taken?:Single
Kim Kardashian Or Paris Hilton?: Paris, I guess
Hugs Or Kisses?: Hugs
Naughty Or Nice?: Nice
Money Or World Peace?:World peace
Mint Breath Or Morning Breath?:Mornin'
1984 Ghostbusters or 2016 Ghostbusters:Never saw either
Crazy Or Quiet?:Quiet
Miley Cyrus Or Taylor Swift?:Miley Cryrus
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HAVE YOU EVER...
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Have You Ever Smoked?: No, but probably will in the future
Have You Ever Cried Yourself To Sleep?: All the time, so yes
Have You Ever Snuck Out?:Nope, too lazy for that
Have You Ever Ate Mouldy Bread?: Yeah
Have You Ever Been Bullied?:Yeah
Have You Ever Wanted To Kill Someone?:no
Have You Ever Had Food Poisoning?: Probably
Have You Ever Drank Spoiled Milk?:yeah
Have You Ever Killed Someone?:do fake people count? No in real life.
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DO YOU...
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Do You Smoke? No, probably will when older.
Do You Love Your Parents?:yeah
Do You Wear Moccasins In Public?:yup.
Do You Have Style?:yeah, hoodies,bow ties and shorts
Do You Have A Crush?:Nope
Do You Hate Life?:yeah
Do You Love Life?:no
Do You Drive?:no
Do You Murder People?:do fake people count still. So uh..no
Do You Like Pizza?:yeah
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Age:"21"
Sexuality: pan
_________________________
FAVORITE THINGS
_________________________
? Favorite Color:Green See More▼
? Favorite Singer: Anyone really.
? Favorite Song:Sarcasm
? Favorite Actor/Actress:Lisa Kidrow
? Favorite Film: Coraline
? Favorite TV Show: Friends
?Favorite Food:My dad's pecan pie
? Favorite Word: Green
? Favorite Drink: Vilina Dr.Pepper
_________________________
THIS OR THAT
_________________________
Pepsi Or Coke?:Coke
School Or Bed?:Bed
Single Or Taken?:Single
Kim Kardashian Or Paris Hilton?: Paris, I guess
Hugs Or Kisses?: Hugs
Naughty Or Nice?: Nice
Money Or World Peace?:World peace
Mint Breath Or Morning Breath?:Mornin'
1984 Ghostbusters or 2016 Ghostbusters:Never saw either
Crazy Or Quiet?:Quiet
Miley Cyrus Or Taylor Swift?:Miley Cryrus
______________
HAVE YOU EVER...
_________________________
Have You Ever Smoked?: No, but probably will in the future
Have You Ever Cried Yourself To Sleep?: All the time, so yes
Have You Ever Snuck Out?:Nope, too lazy for that
Have You Ever Ate Mouldy Bread?: Yeah
Have You Ever Been Bullied?:Yeah
Have You Ever Wanted To Kill Someone?:no
Have You Ever Had Food Poisoning?: Probably
Have You Ever Drank Spoiled Milk?:yeah
Have You Ever Killed Someone?:do fake people count? No in real life.
_________________________
DO YOU...
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Do You Smoke? No, probably will when older.
Do You Love Your Parents?:yeah
Do You Wear Moccasins In Public?:yup.
Do You Have Style?:yeah, hoodies,bow ties and shorts
Do You Have A Crush?:Nope
Do You Hate Life?:yeah
Do You Love Life?:no
Do You Drive?:no
Do You Murder People?:do fake people count still. So uh..no
Do You Like Pizza?:yeah
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on May 30, 2017
