NEDandN30 - Page 55
You can call me Toasty/Toast,Ned, dad
A complimentary dad joke: Why can’t you have a nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot. See More▼
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A complimentary dad joke: Why can’t you have a nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot. See More▼
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I think it's funny when people over-exaggerate their text.
Other people:
I HURT MY KNEE WHILE PLAYING SOCCER!!!! THAT BITCH TERRY POKED ME AND I FELL!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sorry I'm not good at over exaggerating things.)(Also no offense to any Terry's.)
Me: Someone poked me. Oh well, what are ya gonna do about it.
Other people:
I HURT MY KNEE WHILE PLAYING SOCCER!!!! THAT BITCH TERRY POKED ME AND I FELL!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sorry I'm not good at over exaggerating things.)(Also no offense to any Terry's.)
Me: Someone poked me. Oh well, what are ya gonna do about it.
on July 26, 2017
I think I've finished 4 sketch books this summer? Maybe 3. I don't know. I know I have the two black ones and a green one. But I don't know the other one.
on July 26, 2017
I got 3 shots today. All in the arm. My shoulders and upper arms are sore now. Ow.
Why are you trying to argue with me? I just said my my shoulders and upper arms were sore, and I got shots. So I mean, eh.
on July 26, 2017
No, one of them was optional for school.
Your mom/dad chose for you to get it, like I already said.
And you think I'm not afraid of needles?
Your mom/dad chose for you to get it, like I already said.
And you think I'm not afraid of needles?
on July 26, 2017
I'm not really complaining. I'm just sayin' my upper arms and shoulders are sore. Besides, it's a bit tramacic for me, I'm afraid of shots and needles. It's probably the idea of a needle goin' into your flesh, is the bad part for me. Theu don't hurt like terribly because I've worse pain. I got 3 shots because I had too, all were for something different. But eh, See More▼ I got Edward after so it was fine.
on July 26, 2017
Don't be complaining, everyone in our grade has to get them
Oh yeah
You didn't have to get three
Your mom/dad decided to get you an extra one just to be safe
But I had to get three too, so --
Oh yeah
You didn't have to get three
Your mom/dad decided to get you an extra one just to be safe
But I had to get three too, so --
on July 26, 2017
on July 26, 2017
I will give a prize to whoever makes a Mr.Toast Aesthetic. I think it would be cool
on July 26, 2017
My face is sewed up. To kept my mouth shut. To bottle everything.
My arms and legs are sewn to my body. To keep myself together.
My lungs fill with lies and deflate with death.
I try to keep my eyes open. No matter how much I want to close them and not wake up.
I tell myself I'm beautiful.
But I am not, everything is beautiful but me.
I know that is the truth. Because sticks and stones will break my bones, See More▼
And lies will break my mind.
I'm not allowed to explain, so do not bother.
Because if you make one mistake, you're done for.
Life is not a beautiful thing.
Because nothing is, as it seems.
Death is a beautiful thing.
My arms and legs are sewn to my body. To keep myself together.
My lungs fill with lies and deflate with death.
I try to keep my eyes open. No matter how much I want to close them and not wake up.
I tell myself I'm beautiful.
But I am not, everything is beautiful but me.
I know that is the truth. Because sticks and stones will break my bones, See More▼
And lies will break my mind.
I'm not allowed to explain, so do not bother.
Because if you make one mistake, you're done for.
Life is not a beautiful thing.
Because nothing is, as it seems.
Death is a beautiful thing.
on July 25, 2017
My lungs hurt.
on July 25, 2017
https://youtu.be/I8YvWiD4dNg
This is funny to me, I don't know why.
This is funny to me, I don't know why.
PART 2: REACTING TO ANTI-GAY COMMERCIALS BECAUSE I'M GAY
I react to MORE Anti-Gay Commercials and videos from the internet. Whoever knew Tap Water was evil? How much tap water do you drink a day? COMMENT below! SUB...
on July 25, 2017
Ya know what I want, I want those sunglasses mark and Jack have that say Ass and boss but instead it says toast.
on July 25, 2017
I already, expecting people to curse. But then I realize this is a kid's show. Well shit.
-me watching voltron for the first time.
-me watching voltron for the first time.
on July 25, 2017
Should join the voltron fandom? It looks like it could be fun. And if so where can I watch it?
on July 25, 2017
Everyone has their new fandoms and I'm just like sitting in the corner with my old fandoms, "Well, shit" , just humming titantic.
Well I mean technically it's a new fandom just not a new game. I have like Undertale and FNAF and a lot of people have left them. I haven't seen like any new content of either so ya know. I'm just gonna stay in my corner.
on July 25, 2017
on July 25, 2017