Note to self: if the golden trio is staring at you it means they are judging you
on August 11, 2016
Meghan trainor: all my ladies listen up. If they boy ain't giving up. Lick your lips and swing your hips girl all you got to say is."
Me: Girl, who are you thinking i got boys.
Me: Girl, who are you thinking i got boys.
on August 11, 2016
When my future kid asked me to read them a story *pulls out the entire Harry potter series* I thought you'd never ask
on August 11, 2016
Bum bum budum bum bum bumm bummmm bum budum bum bum bum... What came to mind when you saw this post......
on August 11, 2016
If I ever get the chance to meet Meghan trainor the first think I will say to her is "hi no! I'm your biggest fan." And then she'll be like what?!?! And I'll be like your name is no. Your sign is no. Your number is no.
on August 11, 2016
K so I started school today so I'm not going to be on as much during the weekdays. I will try to be on but I can't promise anything. I will be active on the weekends and if I'm not, I am sorry
on August 11, 2016
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Is it pronounced curse-ed or cursed? In HP & the Cursed Child btw
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on August 11, 2016
If you don't get my Harry potter references then there is something SERIOUSly RON with you
Siriusly, I'm gunna Ron away if you Harry Ron! This means seoruisly I'm going to run away if you carry on.
on August 11, 2016
on August 11, 2016
How to decline someone:
Sigh, put your hand on there shoulder and say " roses are red, violets are blue, you may like me, by I don't like you"
Sigh, put your hand on there shoulder and say " roses are red, violets are blue, you may like me, by I don't like you"
on August 11, 2016
A real pair of best friends are like a pb&j samwich. Your so sweet and I'm so chunky but were so happy on our little price of bread
on August 10, 2016
Dear parents,
You know my 16th birthday is in 5 days and I've been thinking.
1) I don't want a car
2) I don't want gas money for that hunk of junk I drive
3) I don't want food (jk I do)
4) I don't want a pet
5) I don't want a job See More
I WANT A FREAKING GOLF CART. I know I know. It sounds crazy and most kids want their own card so they can get away from their parents. But I feel like being different. I feel like driving a golf cart on the freeway just because I can. I feel like driving a golf cart in the rain, in the snow. I want a golf cart. So let me be clear. I'm not crazy. I'm not in drugs or anything like that an you may think I am a weird child, but that is normal, cuz I am a weird child. And I think a weird child should be able to have a golf cart if they want one. Just think about it. I could show up at school in an awesome golf cart. I could park very close to the lines to make another person think there is a free parking spot. It could be legendary. So don't get me your tacky and lame gifts, just get a golf cart and I will be the happiest person alive.
Thanks,
Emma
Ps. Get me a golf cart :)
You know my 16th birthday is in 5 days and I've been thinking.
1) I don't want a car
2) I don't want gas money for that hunk of junk I drive
3) I don't want food (jk I do)
4) I don't want a pet
5) I don't want a job See More
I WANT A FREAKING GOLF CART. I know I know. It sounds crazy and most kids want their own card so they can get away from their parents. But I feel like being different. I feel like driving a golf cart on the freeway just because I can. I feel like driving a golf cart in the rain, in the snow. I want a golf cart. So let me be clear. I'm not crazy. I'm not in drugs or anything like that an you may think I am a weird child, but that is normal, cuz I am a weird child. And I think a weird child should be able to have a golf cart if they want one. Just think about it. I could show up at school in an awesome golf cart. I could park very close to the lines to make another person think there is a free parking spot. It could be legendary. So don't get me your tacky and lame gifts, just get a golf cart and I will be the happiest person alive.
Thanks,
Emma
Ps. Get me a golf cart :)
on August 10, 2016
My 3 year old brother keeps on singing "I need to rock" to the sound of a rock band song over and over again. Like where are you learning this?
on August 09, 2016
My grandmas friggin 800 cats keep trying to eat my food. Like get away from my food or die!!!
on August 09, 2016
