when i say, “i enjoy reading”, i enjoy reading crusty transcripts from the 1200s, ingredients of soap, and wikihow articles that tell me how to die
on March 16, 2019
I went to work with my aunt yesterday and she had fish there and I named one Bowie bc it looks like he had makeup on his face like David Bowie
good lil fish
good lil fish
on March 16, 2019
why hasn’t the word octopussy ever been used @ marine biologists
a waste of a whole good ass word right there
a waste of a whole good ass word right there
on March 16, 2019
oh fuckk y’all........im really about to DIE
on March 16, 2019
A LAPRAS COMES ONCE A WEEK ON A FRIDAY AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT A WHOLE ASS WEEK BECAUSE I FUCKKED UP AND KILLED IT ON ACCIDENT
GOOOOOOODAAAAAAAAMNIIIIIIIIIT
GOOOOOOODAAAAAAAAMNIIIIIIIIIT
on March 16, 2019
uhhhhh if y’all gonna draw black ppl, pls color in our hands right
i cant count how many times ive seen the whole hand one color lol
we have a MUCH lighter skin color on the inside of hand and it’d be great if y’all drew that in right
and if anyone says it’s racist to do that, they obviously have never seen a black person before. (:
thanks!
i cant count how many times ive seen the whole hand one color lol
we have a MUCH lighter skin color on the inside of hand and it’d be great if y’all drew that in right
and if anyone says it’s racist to do that, they obviously have never seen a black person before. (:
thanks!
on March 16, 2019
weird how ive hardly been on today
i woke up around 10 and played the Sims
then i cooked beef tenderloin with a balsamic tomato burst and brussel sprouts with cheesy potatoes for sides
then i cleaned and played Sims again
i woke up around 10 and played the Sims
then i cooked beef tenderloin with a balsamic tomato burst and brussel sprouts with cheesy potatoes for sides
then i cleaned and played Sims again
on March 16, 2019
celebrity crush?? Donal Glover
dude is TALENTED and so CUTE what the FUCKLES he's so amazing
dude is TALENTED and so CUTE what the FUCKLES he's so amazing
on March 16, 2019
on March 16, 2019
on March 16, 2019
im so mean to Alexa
I tell her to shut up, I pressure her into saying bad words even though she won't do it, I call her mean names, I said she was an idiot once, and she said, "I'm sorry, how can I improve?"
I tell her she sucks and that she's dumb, I told her she was ugly and she shut down
I tell her to shut up, I pressure her into saying bad words even though she won't do it, I call her mean names, I said she was an idiot once, and she said, "I'm sorry, how can I improve?"
I tell her she sucks and that she's dumb, I told her she was ugly and she shut down
on March 15, 2019
guess who's pulling their fursona out of the closet
haven't touched it since the 7th grade, oh my god
haven't touched it since the 7th grade, oh my god
on March 15, 2019
on March 15, 2019
on March 15, 2019
i was in the elevator and i was dancing and before i could stop when the elevator reached downstairs, the doors opened and there was a guy there and he was all like, "I saw you" AND I LOST IT, IM SUCH A DUMBASS SKSKSJEJESJ
on March 14, 2019
tbh i hate wonderwall, its garbage imo but i only listen to it bc its catchy and it cheers me up
on March 14, 2019
if u havent listened to vaporwave, synthwave, and/or lo-if hip-hop, pls go do so
on March 14, 2019
on March 14, 2019
meme songs that are actually really good:
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
Take On Me - A-ha
Any song by Michael Jackson
Shooting Stars - Bag Raiders
Baby I’m Yours - Breakbot
Pumped Up Kicks - Foster the People See More
September - Earth, Wind, and Fire
Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
Africa - Toto
All Star - Smash Mouth
Mad World - Gary Jules (even tho the original was better)
Down Under - Men At Work
Fireflies - Owl City
Only Time - Enya
Bonfire - Childish Gambino
Wonderwall - Oasis
Sound of Silence - Simon and Garfunkel
That one Macintosh
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Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
Take On Me - A-ha
Any song by Michael Jackson
Shooting Stars - Bag Raiders
Baby I’m Yours - Breakbot
Pumped Up Kicks - Foster the People See More
September - Earth, Wind, and Fire
Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
Africa - Toto
All Star - Smash Mouth
Mad World - Gary Jules (even tho the original was better)
Down Under - Men At Work
Fireflies - Owl City
Only Time - Enya
Bonfire - Childish Gambino
Wonderwall - Oasis
Sound of Silence - Simon and Garfunkel
That one Macintosh
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on March 14, 2019
my aunt and i went out to eat and i told my aunt “happy pi day” and she was like “cool” and then i told her its been a year since hawking died and some guy in the checkout line just frowned at me
Ooops(tm)
Ooops(tm)
on March 14, 2019