
I’m crying. Some art doesn’t even belong on planet Earth. I’ve witnessed one of those pieces of art. I’m touched. This story... it’s nothing but pure art, so pristine in its final form. No editing needed in order for it to be perfect.
I am touched.
I am touched.
on November 24, 2018

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is such a funny ass show good lord

on November 24, 2018
on November 24, 2018

what there was a villain and he’s done some top-tier villain shit, like kicking puppies into furnaces or smth and then he just. stops
he’s like “eh. I’m bored, im just gonna be a hero. or maybe just become a waitress or be florist”
he’s like “eh. I’m bored, im just gonna be a hero. or maybe just become a waitress or be florist”

"We're glad you want to work at McDonald's but do you have any references?"
"Uh, I've poisoned millions of people before. I'm sure that those skills could transfer to this job, right?"
"Uh, I've poisoned millions of people before. I'm sure that those skills could transfer to this job, right?"
on November 24, 2018
on November 24, 2018

me: trust issues?? ha, don't have em
person:
also me: oh God they're probably thinking about me and how much they hate me and they want me to die I swear their gonna come to my house and kill m
person:
also me: oh God they're probably thinking about me and how much they hate me and they want me to die I swear their gonna come to my house and kill m
on November 24, 2018

I love the moon
So much
It's almost like a motherly presence when it's around
i always feel at peace when i see her
So much
It's almost like a motherly presence when it's around
i always feel at peace when i see her
on November 23, 2018

YOU'RE RUBBING OFF ON ME
MY AUNT SAID SMTH AND I WAS ALL LIKE "hey"
LITERALLY, THE WAY I SAID IT WAS THE WAY YOU TYPE IT
MY AUNT SAID SMTH AND I WAS ALL LIKE "hey"
LITERALLY, THE WAY I SAID IT WAS THE WAY YOU TYPE IT
on November 23, 2018
on November 23, 2018

on November 23, 2018

aunt: Spend ur money wisely, please.
me: I will.
also me: haha tiddy mousepad
me: I will.
also me: haha tiddy mousepad
on November 23, 2018

on November 23, 2018

im at Panera and omg. there's a guy that looked at me and he had SUCH LONG PRETTY HAIR OH MY GOD
NDJNSNENNEENENE NEJEJESJ HIS HAIR WAS SO GORGEOUS UGHHH
RLY CURLY AND A NICE DARK SHADE OF BROWN AND IT LOOKS WELL-MAINTAINED NDJDJEJ
SO PRETTY
NDJNSNENNEENENE NEJEJESJ HIS HAIR WAS SO GORGEOUS UGHHH
RLY CURLY AND A NICE DARK SHADE OF BROWN AND IT LOOKS WELL-MAINTAINED NDJDJEJ
SO PRETTY
on November 23, 2018

ignore ;;
Leper Messiah - Metallica
Given to Fly - Pearl Jam
Monkey Wrench - Foo Fighters
Dreams - Fleetwood Mac
Gypsy - Fleetwood Mac
Rhiannon - Fleetwood Mac See More
I Got Id - Pearl Jam
Dissident - Pearl Jam
Corduroy - Pearl Jam
Leper Messiah - Metallica
Given to Fly - Pearl Jam
Monkey Wrench - Foo Fighters
Dreams - Fleetwood Mac
Gypsy - Fleetwood Mac
Rhiannon - Fleetwood Mac See More
I Got Id - Pearl Jam
Dissident - Pearl Jam
Corduroy - Pearl Jam
on November 24, 2018
on November 23, 2018
on November 23, 2018

The ONLY valid use of Queen song in a commercial would be when PetSmart used You're My Best Friend
on November 23, 2018

BAHHAHAHAHAAA
BRIAN MAY POSTED A LONG ASS RANT ABOUT APPLE PRODUCTS PISSING HIM OFF ON INSTAGRAM
BRIAN MAY POSTED A LONG ASS RANT ABOUT APPLE PRODUCTS PISSING HIM OFF ON INSTAGRAM
on November 23, 2018
on November 23, 2018

on November 23, 2018

may i vent. pls
on November 23, 2018
on November 23, 2018