Which Dog Are You? A very entertaining quiz, which dog are you? Enjoy this quiz dedicated to a close friend Riah849 published on July 14, 201250 responses 11 4.1★ / 5 Questions in vertical order You love your master very much, but he does not love you. You are tied to a tree and only fed and given water, you are nothing but a guard dog in his eyes. One day you notice your chain is loose and you see a big hole in the fence, what would you do? You love your master very much, you stay and take the opportunity to a pass. You somewhat thought about it, and after a lot of thinking and small regrets you run away for a good life. You don't care about him, honestly. He makes you sleep outside! You break the chains and speed away without looking back. You simply don't think about it. With a toss of your head you break the chain and pad away. With your long wiry legs, great for jumping you leap into the air and break away. You then speed away and jump over the fence, not bothering to use the hole. You have had enough, being with your mistress's five-year old is driving you insane! She painted your nails, tied bows to your ears, and put you in a tutu! You see the door is slightly ajar, and the girl is heading towards you with... ballet slippers! What do you do? Let her put on the ballet slippers until she gets bored, for she is a little girl and doesn't know better. Walk away and sit down refusing to let her put them on, but lick her gently to tell her you still love her. The little snot gets what she deserves, you bite her sharply on the hand, ignoring the scarlet quickly dripping from it and make your break before another moment. You rear up and bark and growl furiously then u break away through the ajar door howling your retreat, leaving her wondering what happened. You let her continue, what are you going to do about it? Your master and mistress are walking with you, a squirrel jumps overhead, what do you do? Chase it! Squirrels are fun. Bark at it but stay by your families side. Keep strutting your stuff and showing your beautiful coat, proving your not like all other dogs and have a better potential. Raise your head and leap trying to grab the squirrel, pulling your family down. You bunch your springy legs up and leap! Barely missing the squirrels bushy tail. A criminal stole your mistress's purse and is darting away! What do you do? Chase him, you have to get it back! Go off in a stride, hackles up barking looking as fierce as possible, trying to scare him into giving it back. Sit there and watch him go away, not worth it. What if he is armed? Chase after him and pin him to the ground, bite him by the shoulder blade and shake! Chase after him quickly on your long, thin, fast legs and got it! You grab the purse and retreat back to your mistress. You enjoy your normal day, after playing in mud puddles and snapping at bugs, your tired. You pad through the dog door, mud up your legs then you halt. The freshly cleaned carpet is there, glimmering white in the light. The couch is close. What do you do? Run over to couch anyways. Wait for your paws to get wiped off loyal as can be. Ew! Who plays in mud and chases bugs anyways? This question isn't even in the picture! Go around the other way trying to cover you paw prints. Bend against you nimble hunches and, leap! You soar in the air like a rocket and hope you make it, taking your chances.