jarethgetspegged - Page 7

i got a microphone ?

also i’m supposed to get my meningitis shot today LOL i’m not gonna let them though bc i have a super busy week ahead of me and i can’t deal with side effects

i called butter boy, right, and john im only dancing “the hole-y trinity” and i’m laughing so hard at myself

cool owl facts i learned 2day:

-everyone says owls r smart. they’re actually the dumbest raptors.
-they have rigid feathers so they can fly really quietly
-they eat mice whole and then throw up the bones and fur
-their eyes r tubes and they can’t move them
-they can hear really well
-owls with darker eyes fly later at night

i went to a bird thing today?

i’m listening to music and butter boy came on directly after right and i actually wheezed

its mick jagger’s birthday OMG old ass

fguck i have to wake up early tomorrow bc my mom signed me up for some thing in the park where you wear a glove on your hand and a big ass bird lands on u LOL

frankie is literally my favorite character to write for because people love her so much.
HAHAHAH LITTLE DO THEY KNOW....

i love how half of the facts on the funky story facts page are “jean’s story is probably one of the saddest, she devotes all of her time to frankie, writing her lyrics, helping her with her work, taking care of her because she can’t do it herself. she gives frankie everything she has, and frankie doesn’t care. she continues to take advantage of jean. she spirals further into the hole that jean is desperately trying to keep her from falling into, but frankie keeps pushing her away. See More▼ jean has to sit back and watch as the person she loves slowly destroys herself and there’s nothing she can do to slow it down.” and “yeah so beau canonically pissed himself while drunk off his ass in the van and nobody did anything about it so the van stinks”

apparently david bowie used this stuff called entertainers secret bc he was prone to sore throats from singing so much and
1. i might buy that bc throat coat tasted like actual urine
2. dick bagger joke

PLS y do ppl hate weezer sm
i get it u don’t like their music, they’re hard to get into and tbh some of their songs aren’t good.
but like.......buddy holly, island in the sun, undone, etc etc go HARD and ur bias against them isn’t an excuse to hate the actual good somgs

i love wezer

ok i’m like
pretty sure i’m lesbian (as of now LOL)
apparently comphet makes you feel attraction to unattainable men and the only man i think i’d do shit with is bowie and he’s literally dead sooo

thinking about that time when ppl on instagram attacked my friend for “sexualizing david bowie”
it’s almost as if he was??? GASP. a sex symbol.
he showed his ass on stage, talked about how he loved when people sent him sexy letters, technically starred in pornography (would the man who fell to earth be considered porn LOL), and a lot of his performances literally involved him miming sex acts, grabbing his crotch, making sexual noises, and wearing costumes that are intended See More▼ to be seen as sexual (including one with two hands grabbing his chest and one holding his crotch)
not to mention the fact that there are several songs about his sex life (written by both him and others)
butter boy wasn’t written so 13 year old on the internet could get mad at people for sexualizing the man who sang about sucking dick and taking it up the butt

i’m so scared i’m gonna get famous and ppl r just gonna know me for my tiktok.
“brea west, famous singer” no that’s the mf that called david bowie submissive and breedable

i’m gonna make a quiz too