Angry birds

Tickle my pickle to angry birds

when I was 13 I really loved angry birds I would play it day and night. and one night while I was doing my nightly jelking session I saw the big chunky red bird appear on my T.V and he sad something so beautiful it turned my jelking session into a edging session, I could barley keep my pickle juices in. I was rolling around on the floor before suddenly the big red bird jumped from out of mt T.V and he came right up to my ear and whispered some magical words..."HweeeHeHeHaaa!" I BUSTED immediately his birdish charm was too much to handle. so yea kids thats how I met your father and I love him so much and now I tickle my pickle to angry birds every day