Imation Squid
Patchy the narrator: Here we are at the chum bucket.Plankton: I have an Idea --grins suspiciously --
Karen: "*sarcastically* Sure honey...."
Plankton: Blah, blah, blah..... Stupid, nagging computer, I need a real woman. I bet Krabs can get a real woman!"
Karen: "You always say this! Why don't you just buy a patty".
Plankton: " I just got an idea the that actually has a chance to work!"
Karen: "Whatever!"
--Plankton walks into the Krusty Krab disguised as a random person--
Plankton: "Are you SpongeBob Squarepants?"
SpongeBob: "Why yes I am."
Plankton: "You just won a million dollars!"
SpongeBob: "Oh Boy!" (If Mr.Krabs found out he'd take every penny, or I could lose my job, he once fired me for a nickel, but I think I'm back for good * Smiles, and winks at camera*)
Plankton: --Jumps out of dollar-- "Ha Ha Squarepants! I've got the Krabby patty secret formula now!" --trying-to-be-evil laugh--
SpongeBob: "Not so fast plankton! "- Slaps Plankton--
Plankton: -- in the air be thrown into Chum Bucket-- "Curse you, and Mr.Krabs!"
Plankton: --talking to Karen-- "I know what to do now!"
The next day
--Plankton uses back door to Krusty Krab inside a robot made to look like Squidward--
Plankton: --In dining room of Krusty Krab. "Hey SpongeBob'
SpongeBob: "Oh hey Squid Buddy! Mr.Krabs said we need extra help in the kitchen."
Plankton: "Good, just what I want".... *quietly muttered*
Plankton: Sure, say I forgot the patty formula. Can you remind me?
SpongeBob: "That won't be necessary I have a huge freezers full of frozen patties!"
Plankton: "ugh...."
SpongeBob: "I'll make cook them, you put them together."
Plankton: --- starts making patties--- Looks like we're out of patties, how about I make some new ones."
SpongeBob: "Squidward! We have 37 more freezers of patties. The customers are getting anxious, we need more patties made." --Gives disguised Plankton more burger patties--
SpongeBob: Gee that Squidward is not acting himself today. He sure does have an interest in fry-cooking! I hope maybe we could be grill buddies permanently! Sorry Mr.camera man, I must return to work. -- Quickly walks out of recording room--
Plankton: "I can't take it anymore!!!!" ---- jumps out of disguise--
SpongeBob: *Gasps* "Plankton!"
Plankton: "I already know..."
Mr.Krabs: --Walks in-- "Plankton! Sees your in me restaurant again..." * tauntingly laughs* Another failed Krabby patty theft attempt?"
Plankton: "I already know...'
Mr.Krabs: --Launches Plankton out of the Krusty Krab to the Chum Bucket--
Plankton: "Curse you Mr.Krabs!"
Patchy The Narrator: Seems Mr.Krabs will never go out of business. See you next time on Real Life In Bikini Bottom!
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