The Great... Sans? (Underswap! Sans X Reader)

Lemon

Following the path that Sans had taken, you spot another human along the path.

You were shocked, Papyrus had said that Sans had never seen another human, and Asgore had said you were the first human too fall down in a long time, so why was there another human here?

You approach them slowly and look at them carefully. They wore a semi-thick black sweater and loose bootcut jeans. They had black, worn out converse and pixie cut brown hair.

After a few steps they spotted you and turned around to face you, and you could finally see their face. They were a female that wore blue glasses, and she looked to be in her teens.

She chuckled at you and took one of her hands from her sweater pocket to shake your hand.

"Wassup, the names author, or Alyssa, whichever you prefer."

You were really weirded out by now, but you took this 'Authors' hand and gave it a shake.

She seemed happy with your cooperation and looked away again, where Sans had sped off.

"You like that skeleton don't you? The short, blue one?"

You blushed heavily and stared at her in shock, you have never even seen this girl before and she has already figured out your love life?!

You begin to stutter, "W-w-what? N-no of c-course no-"

She holds up a hand and smiles, "Cut the crap, I already know. I'm here to ask a favor."

You raise an eyebrow, "What... kind of favor?"

Author laughs and holds up a lemon, "I want to tease this little skeleton of yours, my followers loved it when you teased him before, so I wanna do it again."

You were REALLY confused by now. Followers? What did she host, a cult?

"It wont, hurt anyone will it?" You asked concerned.

She looks at you with a weird expression and replies, "Why would I want to do that? I'm not some soulless freak hell-bent on committing genocide or something."

Something told you this girl meant more than she was letting on, but you decided she was trustworthy enough.

"Alright, I'll do it."

She smiles wide and tosses the lemon at you, which you catch rather sloppily.

"Great! Now, here's what I want you to do..."

Continuing along the trail, you spot Papyrus and ran up to him, waving with one arm while the other held the lemon Author had given you.

"Hey Papyrus!"

He looks at you and smiles, "HEY (Y/N). LOOKS LIKE YOU SOLVED THE PUZZLE BY YOURSELF. WHICH IS GREAT! BECAUSE I LOVE DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING."

You laughed and nodded your head, "Yeah, it was a little tough, but I managed!"

He chuckled and looked to your arm, seeing the lemon.

"WHATS THAT KIDDO?"

You look to the lemon then back at Papyrus, responding with, "Oh, its a lemon. A friend of mine gave it to me."

He looks at it suspiciously before replying, "OH, COOL."

You shuffled awkwardly before stating that you were going to catch up to Sans and running off.

After finding really cute snowdogs, fighting a 'greats dog', finding snow sculptures made by Sans and Papyrus, and going through another puzzle, you finally find Sans and Papyrus.

"(Y/N)!"

Sans and Papyrus stood across the next puzzle, which was a grey tile floor. Remembering the plan, you look to Sans with a seductive gaze and replied, "Yes big boy?"

You inwardly cringed at what you said, but Sans' face became bright blue and he began to stutter.

"u-um, r-r-right! (Y/N), prepare f-for this next p-puzzle!"

You smiled, what you hoped was a sexy, smile and fluttered your eyes like they did in the movies. "Oh I can't wait to try another one of your genius puzzles."

His skull became darker and his pupils began to take the form of a heart.

"u-u-uh, yes! this next p-puzzle is a colored tile maze! that i-is completely r-random!"

One long explanation later~

You walked across the pink tiles slowly to Sans, who was just standing there staring at you with a lovestruck gaze.

Once you reach him, you grab his bandanna and drag him over to you, while slowly licking your lips. Sans just stared and opened and closed his mouth like a fish the whole time, complete putty in your hands.

It was actually pretty cute.

You breath slowly on his face and whisper, "I wanna show you something."

He looks at you and slowly nods his head, his skull completely blue at this point.

You slowly reach into your shirt and he begins to grow fidgety and nervous, swallowing even though he doesn't produce saliva.

You pull out the lemon for him to see, and smile wide. "See, it's a fruit I got from my friend! What do you think?"



"...wat?"




This was supposed to be a April Fools joke, but I'm seriously late. Eh, I'll post it anyways.