Stupid Things People Say

My friend dared me to make this wonderful book. Actually it's a sad book. So this book will contain of different categories. I'm not listing them due to laziness. ON TO THE BOOK THINGY!

published on June 12, 201728 reads 12 readers 0 not completed
Chapter 1.

Gabe

Over the last school year, Gabe has said strange things I don't understand and flirted with me occasionally. If you were in any classes with us at RCHS, you probably know him. Here are his words and my responds.

"Are you part african?" No.

"I will eat your children." WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!? I DON'T EVEN HAVE KIDS!

"DBSKRIDVAKTUFH" <- - when I don't understand his words.

"GET SOME FREINDS!" I have friends, I just prefer alone time.

"You wanna find out your sexual orientation with me?" I'm confused.

"Are you gay?" No, I'm pansexual.

"You're short." I'M 5'1", THAT ISN'T SHORT! SCREW YOU!

"SHUT UP!" ... I didn't say anything...

"I love you. But, seriously back up." I doubt you do, and you scare me anyway, so I'm just gonna slide back a few feet.

"Are you emo?" SINCE WHEN AM I EMO!?

He has said some weird stuff to me. He also snuck up behind me and scared me. I actually almost cry when he does. Then I mentally murder him. That was actually a few of the many things he has said to me. And oddly enough he's the guy who was from that one question I made a few weeks ago.
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