Valentine Randomes

CMC Hearts and hooves day song "The Perfect Stallion"

♪♪Cheerilee is sweet and kind
She's the best teacher we could hope for
The perfect stallion you and I must find
One to really make her heart soar~
But this one's too young,
This one's too old,
He clearly has a terrible cold,♪

This guy's too silly,
He's way too uptight,
I say!

♪Well nothing's wrong with this one,
He seems alright~♪
His girlfriend sure thinks so

♪How about this one,
He's much too flashy,♪

♫He might do!
If he weren't so splashy!♫

Too short,
Too tall,
Too clean,
Too smelly!
♫He's strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly~♫

I don't think that we're mistaken
It seems all the good ones are taken,

♫I really feel that at this rate,
We'll never find the perfect date!♫

♫Don't wanna quit and give up hope!
Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves day?
Oh please oh please oh please say...♫
NOPE.

♫We did it girls,
We found the one!
Who will send our teacher's heart a-flutter!♫♪

Wait a minute, let me get this straight...
Are you talking about my brother?