Home is a comin'

1 Millon to 1

So one of my biggest pet peeves is when someone brings a million bags for just one trip! Okay, that might be a little bit of a exaggeration, but you get the gist. One bag will do the trick people! Anyway here is a scenario about a million bags, for 1 week.

Alice unloads her 20 some bags from the taxi, and pays her driver.

"Are you moving?" He asked with a slight laugh.
"No! This is only for the week! I have really had to lighten my load this trip." She says kind of sadly as she thinks about all of the makeup and magazines she left at home.
"Wow, I wonder how much is 'lightening your load'" the guy says under his breath, while Alice heard him loud and clear.
'What a jerk!' She thought angrily, wishing she hadn't given him such a big tip! 'I'd like to see him pack 50 magazines, a life long supply of make up, along with 10 dresses, 15 shirts, 11 skirts, 9 pairs of shorts, and 10 pairs of shoes into only 20 bags!'

While walking into the terminal, she ran directly into another women who was racing to her gate.
"Hey! Watch it!" Alice yelled in frustration. All of her precious bags had gotten knocked over. She saw a group of people just standing around playing on their phones. She did a double take when she realized these were flight attendants.

"Excuse me?! Why are you picking these up? Hello?" She said while through in her hands up in the air at the attendants. Alice then made all 3 of the Attendenta Cary her 20 bags to her flight.


The moral of the story is to leave the 19 bags at home!!!!! That is wayyyyyy to much stuff to have for one flight! If you enjoyed this silly little tale that was very very exaggerated, then tell me what else you want as a tip!