The meanest insult you can come up with that DOESNT involve swearing.
The best I made is
Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant
Yes, it’s a mouthful, but it’s also bafflingly offensive. Your victim will open their mouth to retort out of reflex, but then realize they have no idea what you said. “I’m a what?” they’ll say, as you just smirk and walk on by. Plus, this insult has nice sharp consonant sounds—a key component to any good curse.
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Are your maladjusted antisocial tendencies the product of your berserk pituitary gland? or you are a gluteus maximus-faced mustard brain!
on May 04, 2014
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Here's what I'd say, "Oh yeah? My C compiler does better than that and you look like a rusty circuit board." That's What I'd say if someone said something mean to me. I'd also say quit acting like a con-script(Bad piece of programing). No offense, just something I'd say. No hard feelings...right?
on October 02, 2013
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I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse (Thanx Lucy 4 cming up with that because lois tomi said it Cx )
on October 01, 2013
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Oger Boogies
How long did it take you to come up with that one?
I bet you were up all night trying to come up that one.
Were you held back a grade? Two?
What kind of car do you drive, a short bus?
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It's scary to think that people like you are allowed to vote.
It's scary to think that people like you are allowed to breed.
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I bet you were up all night trying to come up that one.
Were you held back a grade? Two?
What kind of car do you drive, a short bus?
THE SHORT BUS HAS ARRIVED! Where's your helmet? See More▼
It's scary to think that people like you are allowed to vote.
It's scary to think that people like you are allowed to breed.
- See more at: http://www.itchyflight.com/mean-insults-and-comebacks-good.html#sthash.bXhWRpIN.dpuf
on October 01, 2013
on September 30, 2013
