Which Dad Joke Personality Are You? (1) Find out which hilarious dad joke personality matches your sense of humor! ghostman published 16 days ago1 response 0 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/10 What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Heels Sneakers Boots Sandals 2/10 Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired It was too lazy It needed a break It had a flat tire 3/10 What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta A noodle dud Spaghettaboutit Fauxghetti 4/10 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field Because he was a-maize-ing Because he was hay-larious Because he was stuffed with talent 5/10 What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Chilled to the bone Icy fangs A frosty bite Frostbite 6/10 Why don't skeletons fight each other? They are spineless They don't have the guts They are too bony They have a bone to pick 7/10 How do you organize a space party? You planet You star-t organizing You space it out You galaxy together 8/10 Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because it was too loud Because it was too lazy Because it had cold feet Because it was always spotted 9/10 What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved I sea what you did there Nice to see you ocean You're making waves 10/10 Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? It was a dairy disaster There was nothing left but de-brie It was a gouda mess Cheesy jokes abound
