Which Dad Joke Personality Are You? Find out which dad joke persona best suits you with this hilarious quiz! remus2009 published on February 263 responses 0 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/12 What do you call fake spaghetti? Spaghetti-O's An impasta Prank pasta A fake noodle 2/12 Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its chain of thought It was two-tired It needed a brake It got lost in the spokes 3/12 How do you organize a space party? It's a universal event In orbit You planet Throw on some stardust 4/12 Why did the scarecrow win an award? For being a-corny-ist Because he was outstanding in his field He always helped others grow Because he had a straw-some personality 5/12 What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese I'll make you melt Sharing cheese Not-yo cheese 6/12 Why don't scientists trust atoms? Atoms are reliable They're too small to be seen Because they make up everything Atomic trust issues 7/12 How do you make Holy water? Divine drops Add some prayers You boil the hell out of it Water and blessings 8/12 Why was the math book sad? It couldn't find x It needed more pages It felt divided It had too many problems 9/12 What does a house wear? Fashionable windows Cozy bricks and mortar An address A roof over its head 10/12 What kind of music do mummies listen to? Bandage beats Ancient melodies Wrap music Ghoul tunes 11/12 Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged Too strong Espresso issues It needed a warm arrest 12/12 Did you hear about the kidnapping at the post office? Letter looting Rescued packages Stamps of approval It's okay, they woke up
