teen.idle

shane dawson is my spirit animal
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First things first-- ***I AM A BIG SHITPOST*** See More▼
Stan sometimes celebrates Hanukkah with Kyle (super best friends ayyy), which has caused some interesting scenarios over time. What I mean by that is, a teacher probably asked Stan to sing a Christmas song, and the boy burst out into the Dreidel Song.
Kyle thought it was hilarious, Stan did not.
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psa: if you stutter online (unless ironically) please never talk to me

example: 'h-hey..'
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twinkle.dinkles
h-h-h-hey m-my name I-is b-rreaa h-hi im S-S-s-shy
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so at the doctor's they weighed me, i'm 105 pounds god i hate myself
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teen.idle
@Crab_Cake
Plus
I looked it up
Youre 5'6, yeah?
That means that your BMI is healthy
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Crab_Cake
gHe
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teen.idle
@Crab_Cake
Well, yeah, but
You're perfect anyways
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Crab_Cake
I'm 150.8
>:^0
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teen.idle
@CherryFlavoredGalaxy
Hhh, I'm 5'3, which is 18 on the BMI scale? I know it's healthy, but, like-
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Me: And I'm off to the races, races,
-unintelligible- Chasers,
Chasin' me all over town
'Cause he knows I'm wasted, racing,
-unintelligible- And I am falling down

Original: And I'm off to the races, cases
Of Bacardi chasers, See More▼
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elliott: okay so what would you do if a really hot lady came up to you on the street and tried to harass you
me: i have a girlfriend-
elliott, rolling his eyes: okay then the lady's your girlfriend
me: it's not harassment if i like it
jaxon, having no other context then my last sentence: wAIT IN WHAT CONTEXT-
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teen.idle
@Crab_Cake
i swear, haley, this went down at lunch-
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Crab_Cake
HDHDHAMMD
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so
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teen.idle
@pastrami
oops
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pastrami
damn girl
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teen.idle
@Crab_Cake

i worked real hard on this, thank you so much for reading it-
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Crab_Cake
woah
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in art today i used a pen to draw lines on my wrist, as if i cut myself, and showed elliott, to which i got a classic, "yOU FILTHY E M O"
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psa: i snort when i laugh
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teen.idle
@CherryFlavoredGalaxy
ayy, no problem mdude
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CherryFlavoredGalaxy
//w he e z e and intense blushing bc im weird when ppl give me compliments??//
Thnx bb ur too sweet
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teen.idle
@CherryFlavoredGalaxy
-wHEEZE-
I KNEW FOLLOWED YOU FOR A REASON
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CherryFlavoredGalaxy
THERE'S VOMIT ON THEIR SWEATSHIRTS ALREADY,
M O M 'S S P A G H E T T I
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teen.idle
@CherryFlavoredGalaxy
pFfFF
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PSA: Get yourself a shitposter friend, who can quote vines w/ you
PSA: Get yourself a non-homophobic friend who calls himself and you a faggot, jokingly
PSA: Get yourself a friend who calls everyone a 'fucktard'
PSA: Get yourself a friend who makes fun of your snort/laugh
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oH YEAH AND ANOTHER THING
HE KEPT SAYING THAT HE WAS GAY, BUT HE'S NOT
AND THE SUBSTITUTE TEACHER SAID 'I DON'T CARE WHO YOU LIKE, JUST PICK UP YOUR JUNK, IT'S TIME TO GO'

AND WE COULDN'T BREATHE
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teen.idle
@Crab_Cake
THIS BOY IS VERY INTERESTING, YES?
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Crab_Cake
OH MY GOD
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I'm such a nice friend, I told my friend he didn't have a dick, 'nd that it was just a tumor on his vagina.

Then he almost said he had bigger tits than me, but I got to the joke before he did

I also told him that, because he's constantly fake moaning, he's a bottom.

Then he bowed his head, and pretend to pray, "Dear lord, get this blue haired faggot away from me,"
But right after we talked about how it's obviously not a choice to be gay, because this girl in my class said See More▼
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teen.idle
@Crab_Cake
kick her ass, hal e y!
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Crab_Cake
she can fight me


in. a. round. of. street. fighter. with. my. boy. vega
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teen.idle
@Crab_Cake
I love how you say that, and literally nothing else-
But her name was Kamara---
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Crab_Cake
who the fucķ said that it's a choice because, i swear-
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teen.idle
@Crab_Cake
please, explain your concerns
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it's valentine's day, i love my girlfriend, and i'm pretty sure i have the fl U
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Crab_Cake
:^0
my baby
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why is it 'racist' if a show has all the main characters as white people but not if a show has all the main characters as people of color

[i acknowledge that it's not really racist, it's just a question for those retards (who ironically are too afraid to say retard) who believe that it is]
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teen.idle
@PeachyKeen
t h a n k y o u
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PeachyKeen
This. Is True.
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yo am i the only one that says 'ow' or 'ouch' out of surprise when something didn't hurt at all
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Iscopeee
i do that sometimes
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teen.idle
@Crab_Cake
@pastrami
oof that makes me feel better
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Crab_Cake
I do
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pastrami
no.
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https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.bcPHn99NnIXy5jtOEXF8uwAAAA&pid=15.1

wHEEZE
IF YOU RELATE TO THIS PLEASE NEVER COMMUNICATE W ME AGAIN
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teen.idle
@Crab_Cake
wh-

pff
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Crab_Cake
offended xd
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psa if you're talking to me in a conversation, don't censor yourself, especially if it's a debate/argument
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okay someone in the south park community please tell me you support bradley and butters
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12 days ago
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You guys for some reason I'm about to cry, I blame Sia
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marilyn monroe is my new savior
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teen.idle
@meilleur
For real? That's sweet.
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meilleur
She says the sole inspiration for The State Of Dreaming is Marilyn Monroe’s life and death.
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teen.idle
@meilleur
I'm shaking, mo r e reasons to love her.
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meilleur
I love Marilyn so much.
We have the same kinda problems.
And she’s beautiful and a true icon.
Also marina based electra heart off of her.
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midnight confessions: i don't give a single shit about triggers. i mean, ill put a warning so people dont come for me on my stories, but stupid shit like disability jokes and 'the r-word?' you can honestly do one. if you unironically say 'the r-word' instead of retard, i can honestly no longer associate with you. dark humor is the shit--no one should be left unoffended with it.

so there's my rant of the night, peace lmao
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