An Essay on Robot Piss

An Essay on Robot Piss

I’m going to put the skills we learned in English class to good use, might send this to my teachers after I graduate. If this doesn’t fix Nia’s stoopy Brain, I don’t know what will

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It’s been an ongoing issue in the shoequeer groupchat for some time now; An issue that has left the chat divided. An issue that started out as a simple joke between a couple of friends that quickly evolved into a very serious and violent debate that has torn friendships apart. We all know that the androids in Detroit: Become Human are highly advanced and complicated robots that are extremely similar to human beings in several ways. However, there have to be some limits somewhere, and I believe that that one big difference between androids and human beings is the fact that androids don’t pee.
First of all, it would be completely illogical for an android to need to pee, because they are built to be pretty much invincible, and have as few problems as possible. That would be an inconvenience to their owners, which is exactly what Cyberlife would want to avoid.
In addition to this, they don’t consume anything to they wouldn’t have anything to pee?? The only things that androids consume is Thirium 310, and they only do that to replenish it. It would make no sense just to pee it out again.
Those who believe that androids can pee have argued their point assertively. One such argument is “They would have to release energy each time they do something, so every time it blinks, it pees a little.” Okay. There’s other ways to release energy that don’t involve peeing. They would more likely release energy via heat. I have also heard the argument that “They have artificial stomachs, where do the things that they drink go?” Androids don’t drink anything but Thirium 310, and even if they did consume liquids and pee, it would just go straight through, because they are artificial beings and they would have no reason to process it. So unless your Android drank some blue Kool Aid or something, it’s be a different color. This is only in the sense that the android actually has a rudimentary urinary system, which would me unlikely. It seems more likely that ingesting something other than Thirium 310 would just break it.
In conclusion, Androids don’t piss blue, and y’all are stupee
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MarichatPuns
I scroll down my newsfeed and see this so I click on it.
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moody.blue
nia insists that androids pee
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Aureospace
if they expel thermal energy to clear out their waste, this would heat up the thirium, and heating a liquid creates a gas. gas thirium 310. i think the next logical part of this debate would be to say that when the android expels these gases, it is farting. androids are silent but deadly because they were not made to inconvenience their owners, and androids are See More▼
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moody.blue
i CACKLED n
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