Oli's Short Stories from like two years ago

TURD THE TURD

ONE STUPID FUUCKING DAY THERE LIVED A TURD NAMED TURD. HE ALWAYS WROTE STORIES ABOUT HIMSELF IN THIRD PERSON VIEW. HE USED BANANAS FOR HIS OWN SEXUAL PLEASURE. HE ALWAYS USED CAPS LOCK


                                                               THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES!
                                                                            
                                                                   I'M TURD THE TURD!