rules of teh internet

rules of teh internet

here all y'all nerds go. the rules of the internoot. enjoy and stuff. yay.

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Rule 1: Do not talk about rules 2-33.
Rule 34: If it exists there IS porn of it.
Rule 35: The exception to rule #34 is the citation of rule #34.
Rule 36: Anonymous does not forgive.
Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet.
Rule 38: A cat is fine too.
Rule 39: One cat leads to another.
Rule 40: Another cat leads to Zippocat.
Rule 41: Everything is someone's sexual fetish.
Rule 42: It is Delicious Cake, You must eat it.
Rule 43: It is a Delicious Trap, You must hit it.
Rule 44: /b/ sucks today.
Rule 45: Cock goes in here.
Rule 46: They will not bring back Snacks.
Rule 47: You will never have sex.
Rule 48: ???
Rule 49: Profit.
Rule 50: You cannot divide by zero.
Rule 51: If you are RickRoll'd you must watch the entire video.
Rule 52: Do not talk about /b/
Rule 53: Do NOT talk about /b/
Rule 54: We are Anonymous.
Rule 55: Anonymous is legion.
Rule 56: Anonymous never forgives.
Rule 57: Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
Rule 58: Anonymous is still able to deliver.
Rule 59: There are no real rules about posting.
Rule 60: There are no real rules about moderating - enjoy your ban.
Rule 61: If you enjoy any rival sites, DON'T.
Rule 62: All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
Rule 63: Anything you say can and WILL be used against you.
Rule 64: Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed.
Rule 65: Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win.
Rule 66: The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
Rule 67: If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
Rule 68: Every win fails eventually.
Rule 69: LOL 69.
Rule 70: Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
Rule 71: The more you hate the stronger it gets.
Rule 72: Nothing is to be taken seriously.
Rule 73: Original content is only original for a few seconds before getting old
Rule 74: Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
Rule 75: Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
Rule 76: Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
Rule 77: Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
Rule 78: Any topic can be turned into something completely unrelated.
Rule 79: Nobody likes your opinion.
Rule 80: Nobody likes the opinion that you have an opinion.
Rule 82: lol i skepped wun.
Rule 83: Everyone has OCD.
Rule 84: PFUDOR will soon take over the planet and we must watch it.
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I is gurl I does not has grammar too
on October 09
Im a girl
On the internet
Right now
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yeee boii esgetit ecks dee
on October 09
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