Jeef teh killr x reader

Jeef teh killr x reader

im doing this so i can become immortal and grant wishes for people who are chaotic evil

published on August 1324 reads 20 readers 23 not completed

part 1 out of 1 !!!!!!!!!!

One day, you were walking home with your best friend, Will and yall went to the forest before you went home.
"My dude, this is where Slondermin lives!" Will cried, grasping onto your Twenty One Pilots hoodie.
"Yeah, and one day, I'll join him in his mansion because my mom hates me and tried to sell me to One Direction."
"Sweet." Will responded, and yall went home without another word.

When you got to your house, your mom was pouting a bit, hands on her hips.
"Where you been?" she asked, her voice filled with angries.
"I went for a walk, you fool." you snapped back.
"N/A, go to your room!" your mom whacked you on the head with the back of her hand.
"I hate you, mom! You have as much use as a white crayon!" You slammed the door behind you and cried. A lot. And very loud.
"Shut the hell up, dumbass," one neighbor screamed across the street.
"No one understands me..." Suddenly, somehow a disfigured ugly ass dude appeared in your room.
"I understand you, N/A." His skin was pale and his hair was ratty, just like his face. He smelled like rancid trash. Actually, the odor of trash would be a perfume for him.
"Jeff the killer-kun!" you hugged him, ignoring the bile creeping up in your throat from his scent.
"Yeah and because I love you, I'm going to kill your mom."
"Okay," your dumb ass said.

"Dinner, N/A!" Your mom yelled and you tumbled down the stairs like an idiot.
"Thanks mom." She had made a plate of fishsticks and broccoli. "I don't want broccoli," you screamed.
"Eat the goddamn trees, darling." your mom demanded between bites of her stick of fish. Suddenly, Jeff the Killer vaporized behind her. Before he could stab her, she choked on her fishstick because he smelled so bad and died.
"Come on N/A. We have to go to Slappymon's forest to make you an official Creppypasta."
"Okay," your dumb ass said.

Yall got there and Will stood there, hands on his hips, like a true queen.
"You thot. You betrayed your mom for Queef the killer"
"She made me eat broccoli, Will." you cried again.
"Shut up and die!" jonf the murderer tried to stab Will, but he was too quick. Will fuckiin drop kicked his ass and threw him in a nearby incinerator.
"Noooo! Jeff the killer-kun!!" you cried so much that you used up every ounce of water in your body and died of dehydration.
"Smh," Will said, shaking his head.

The end.
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chesspacito
QUEEF THE KILLER
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aeipathy
im suing.
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on August 16
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on August 16
My_goal_is_to_have_the_longest_username_on_Q
Jesus knew people were capable of making this, but he chose to die anyway, so we could.
What I'm saying: Jesus wanted this book to be made.
I ain't Christian so I don't usually thank Jesus, but I'm thanking him now. Cause this is the best thing ever and I don't know if I could've smiled all day without seeing this
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on August 14
Casual_Red
This is beautiful
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on August 13
Kitagawa
I claim full responsibility for the reason this monstrosity exists
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aeipathy
WHERES MY FANART
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aeipathy
CANT WAIT TO SEE
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on August 13
Kitagawa
My f UCKING otp
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on August 13
aeipathy
HAHAHAHAA YESSSS
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on August 13
Kitagawa
It's gonna be of strade and queef
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on August 13
aeipathy
OK
CANT WAIT
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on August 13
Kitagawa
IM MAKIMG IT BASED OFF FANFIC
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Orange.Soda
"Queef the killer"
I CAN'T
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aeipathy
YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS AAAAA
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SLEEP LMAO
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aeipathy
SHH IM WORKIN ON IT
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on August 13
Orange.Soda
VNFDKVN N O
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aeipathy
AHAHA YES
AS A TRUE CHAOTIC EVIL, I'LL AS MANY AS I NEED TO TO MAKE YOU SUFFER A FATE WORSE THAN QUEEF THE KILLER
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on August 13
Orange.Soda
XO;ASJCMSX I'M GONNA LAUGH OUT LOUD AND MY MOM IS GONN A BE CONCERNED AS HEKC
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aeipathy
THAYS IT
IM MAKIN A SPIN-OFF BUT WITH SLENDERMAN

S U F F E R
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Orange.Soda
I can't breat he
I would have read it either way


lol jeef is min!!1!!!
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aeipathy
but wht did you think uwu
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aeipathy
NO
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WAKE UP AND BE LIKE "oh its just jamie bein stupid" AND NOT READ IT XJDBDVDK
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Orange.Soda
pFFT
WAS I SUPPOSED TO WAKE UP AND BE LIKE "WHAT IS IN MY FEED"??
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