Lol funny movie quotes

Lol funny movie quotes

funny movies quotes 2 read if ur bored or sumtin so u can just read dem I don't friggin care

published on May 20, 201419 reads 18 readers 1 completed
Billy Madison (only one of the funniest movies of all time :D FEAT. ADAM SANDLER :D)

Billy Madison (only one of the funniest movies of all time :D FEAT. ADAM SANDLER :D)

Billy (Adam Sandler) is at school fighting about videogames :3
Billy: I disagree, I think Donkey Kong is the best game.
Kid: Donkey Kong sucks!
Billy: Well you know something, YOOU suck!
Billy is heading to school, waiting for the bus
Billy: Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I am not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight. I hope I don't get in a fight. OOHH back to school, back to school, back to- *School bus drives past him and he misses the bus*
He's in the bathtub playing with shampoo and conditioner bottles and making them talk, but the swan faucet is staring at him :3
Shampoo: No, shampoo is better, I go on first and clean da hair :3
Conditioner: No, conditioner is better, I make the hair silky and SMOOOTH :3
Shampoo: Oh really fool? :3
Conditioner: Really. :3
*Billy bashes them into each other pretending they are fighting. He drops them in the water and sees the swan faucet staring at him*
Billy is getting his lunch, and the maid forgot to pack a snack pack (pudding)
Billy: I wanted a snack pack.
Maid: Oh, you better hurry up to school!
Billy: Oh my god, why can't you just GIVE ME A SNACK PACK!
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on May 20, 2014