Welcome!Mickey (spoken): "So this is it, huh?"
Kelly (spoken): "That's Mickey Montgomery. Rich, popular, hot, the definition of cool, et cetera. I wonder why she's here?"
Julian (spoken): "Yeah, behind this door: the new club."
Kelly (spoken): "Julian Montgomery. His dad has insane amounts of cash. He's cute, I guess, but he's kind of over the top."
Mickey (spoken): "Wonder what it'll be like?"
Julian (spoken): "With Alexis in charge? Hell."
Mickey (spoken): "Funny. Let's go in."
Julian (spoken): "Hello? Alexis!?"
Alexis: "Hello, and welcome to your destiny!
C'mon in, c'mon in!
This is my club of mystery!
Lemme see your hair-
Please, go stand over there!"
Kelly (spoken): "That's Alexis Siegrain. She's a bitch. Enough said."
Julian (spoken): "Um. Okay."
Peach: "Oo! Purple!
Is that natural?
Nevermind, I don't care!
You have such lovely hair!
Julian/Mickey (spoken): "Grape...?"
Peach: "Ah, Mickey, step right up!
You have such gorgeous hair!"
Mickey (spoken): Thanks!
Peach: "I think we can go basic-
Look at all these people,
They're pouring in!
Kelly, Raven, Ryan, Kimberly, Mavis, Apple, Heather, Krys! Welcome, c'mon in!
Apple, I think you're good with Apple-
Your hair is so damn red!"
Kelly (spoken): "Apple Everlast. I'd call her a yandere, but she's worse than that. Apple follows Julian everywhere, so she's kind of like an annoying dog!"
Peach: "Raven, how do you feel about Blueberry?"
Kelly (spoken): "Raven Woods, Julian's best friend. I think they should date, but that's probably just me. Her shoulders are shaped kind of weird, but that's also probably just me."
Peach: "Blueberry, it is!
Kelly (spoken): "Kimberly Cooper, lesbian. Gotta admit, though, as chunky as she is, she has amazing legs. My best friend."
Peach: "Heather? Strawberry!"
Kelly (spoken): "Heather Blue. Ironic since her hair is more of a reddish pink. She's popular, but she thinks she's all that. Kimberly's girlfriend."
Cherry (spoken): "Oh, um, okay..."
Strawberry (spoken): "Woo! Yes! Sure! Let's go!"
Grape (spoken): "Shut up."
Peach: "Ryan, babe, you can be Melon!"
Ryan: "Ho, you callin' me fat?"
Kelly (spoken): "Ryan Rose, the king to Alexis' queen. But that's not true. He has 8 other girlfriends. I think it's more of a harem thing, though."
Peach: "Goodness, no! You're just green!
Mavis, you're also purple.
Kelly (spoken): "Mavis Westbrook, goth. She has dark clothes, piercings, and extremely dyed hair. She's terrifying."
Peach: "Yes! Orange, you're brilliant! And Krys can be Tomato!"
Kelly (spoken): "Krystopher Smith. Gay."
Grape (spoken): "What about Kelly?"
Peach (spoken): "Ugh, that fatass?"
Kelly (spoken): "Hey!"