My Weird Stories

My Weird Stories

I'm feeling weird (nothing new) so I decided to make some weird stories. Enjoy!

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Bears

I woke up to the smell of food: (-.-)zzZZ       ◥█̆̈◤࿉ ∥
My mom was making delicious pancakes: ( ^-^)_旦”
But she forgot to butter them, so I got angry and flipped the kitchen table: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
My mother started to cry: o͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;´༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨۝ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡
I ran out the house as fast as I can: ミ ᕕ( o_o)ᕗ
I ran outside and saw a group of bears, waiting to attack me: ʕ•̫͡ʕ•̫͡ʕ•̫͡ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ
I got scared, but then I realized the problem...the baby bear was hiding from me, and the adult bears got worried: ʕ•̠͡•ʔ        ʕ•̭͡•ʕ•̯ͦ͡•ʕ•̻̀•́ʔ
So I grabbed the baby bear and took it back to its mom
The bears were happy, and so was I: ʕ →ᴥ← ʔ   ∩(・ω・)∩
Then I saw an ugly bear, so I shot it: ʕ ˵ ͒ ʖ̯ ͒ ˵ ʔ    ( -_・) ︻デ═一 ▸
The bears tried to fight me: ʕ•̫͡ʕ•̫͡ʕ•̫͡ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ
So I shot them: ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
But the last bear flipped me off: ╭∩╮ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ╭∩╮



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Your.local.dumbass
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Your.local.idiot
YASSS(you stole mah ideas *le gasp* kidding)
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BlueTheQuizWhiz97
Worthy of eternal weirdness
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SadisticLover
XD XD
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