Some of my Favorite Invader Zim qoutes

Some of my Favorite Invader Zim qoutes

Even if you have no clue what Invader Zim is, you should read these because you'll be like "WHY WOULD THEY PUT SOMETHING SO RANDOM IN A SHOW?!" because they're just that funny. and By the way, these qoutes are in no order of favorites or anything. Also, they might be fragments or not exact (but recognizable)

published on July 05, 201373 reads 18 readers 7 completed
Chapter 1.
Zim

Zim

1. Delicious human filth!
2. Perfectly normal human wormbaby
3. Why was there bacon in the soap?!
4. Shut your noisetube taco human!
5. Let us rain some DOOM down upon the DOOMED heads of our DOOMED enimies!
6. I'll be in my lab bathing in paste.
7. Nothing... or SOMETHING?
8. Worse? Or better?
9. If there are any changes in the... taco beam... let me know.
10. That horrible monkey!  
11. If I am elected, Dib's head will be removed, and replaced with salted nuts!
12. I need it to live!! I mean... It was full of... sandwiches! And I love sandwiches!
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Comments (7)

puglover3000
I forgot to put the turkey! NOOOOO!!!
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on November 29, 2013
puglover3000
No, that is the only one I haven't seen and don't plan on ever seeing.
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on August 05, 2013
planetfroot
I NEW IT EARTH BABIES COME FROM SPACE :3
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on July 25, 2013
puglover3000
I haven't seen that one cuz it's extremely disturbing. BUt I think I've seen that clip.
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on July 21, 2013
kishinsouleater24
you should have put for zim 'ow my squeedly spooch!' and put for dib 'see! people dont have sqeedly spooches!
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on July 21, 2013
puglover3000
NO!! I FORGOT THE TURKEY PART!!
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on July 05, 2013
Mary_chan
my favorite is when gir says: i got choxolate bubble gum... and when he pops out of the tirkey and says: i was on the turkey all along! xD
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on July 05, 2013