Cleverbot the Criminal!Me: hi bob
Me: so you admit your name is bob?
It: Do you admit your name is juan?
Me: no my name is Mandy Granger, sister of the famous Hermione.
It: oh that makes total sense
me: yeah i Helped stop voldemort
It: what's your favorite type of music?
Me: that has nothing to do with what i just said.
It: it has everything to do with what you just said
Me: no it dosen't
It: you just gotta think a little bit harder.
Me: speak for yourself you got a 2second memory.
It: What are you talking about? you not only have no life, you are not among the living. you don't even know the meaning of life.
Me: that's cuz apparently it's a number, and that makes no sense.
it: I must know where this vault is located.
Me: why, are you a criminal or something?
Me: if you're a criminal should i call the police?
IT: a criminal would break in despite your will.
ME; youre insane i'm leaving
it: You can't leave. You have no legs.
THEN I LEFT TO GO PLAY CLUB PENGUIN