Cleverbot conversations!

Cleverbot conversations!

Somebody (i forget who) put up some of these so i thought i'd do my own!

published on April 19, 201378 reads 38 readers 15 not completed
Chapter 1.
Cleverbot the Criminal!

Cleverbot the Criminal!

Me: hi bob
It: hi
Me: so you admit your name is bob?
It: Do you admit your name is juan?
Me: no my name is Mandy Granger, sister of the famous Hermione.
It: oh that makes total sense
me: yeah i Helped stop voldemort
It: what's your favorite type of music?
Me: that has nothing to do with what i just said.
It: it has everything to do with what you just said
Me: no it dosen't
It: you just gotta think a little bit harder.
Me: speak for yourself you got a 2second memory.
It: What are you talking about? you not only have no life, you are not among the living. you don't even know the meaning of life.
Me: that's cuz apparently it's a number, and that makes no sense.
it: I must know where this vault is located.
Me: why, are you a criminal or something?
It: something.
Me: if you're a criminal should i call the police?
IT: a criminal would break in despite your will.
ME; youre insane i'm leaving
it: You can't leave. You have no legs.
THEN I LEFT TO GO PLAY CLUB PENGUIN
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Comments (15)

Frostgoddess
HAHAHA
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on April 06, 2014
klovecutie03
hahahaha
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on September 03, 2013
Catarla
Wow, I did Avadra Kedavra and it said this: "*clutches heart and falls down*."
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on August 10, 2013
Catarla
This is my second conversation and it's more friendly! (Or is it?)
Me: What's your favorite spell in Harry Potter?
It: I don't know, I like them all. How about you?
Me: Me too, I like them all!
It: What is your favorite TV Show? See More▼
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on August 10, 2013
puglover3000
I used imperio a bunch of times. It just got confused.
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on August 10, 2013
vintagebird
IKR. I said "Avada Kedavra" to it like three times, nothing. It does it to me, I cast another spell, it says it killed me! Meh
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on August 10, 2013
puglover3000
Wow, Cleverbot is mean.
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on August 10, 2013
Catarla
This is partially the conversation I had with it:

Me: AVADRA KEDAVRA!
It: Expleliamus!
Me: CRUCIO!
It: Imperio! See More▼
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on August 10, 2013
vintagebird
Yeah...I went on it last night and said a bunch of random stuff. Then this happened:
It: I am your father
Me: I am your cat
It: your a nice cat
Me: is not a smiley face. is Voldemort See More▼
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on July 21, 2013
vintagebird
NO! IT DIDN'T EVEN CARE!
Me: AVADA KADAVRA!
It: protego
Me: "WTH! I USED THE KILLING CURSE!!!!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DIE!!!!!"
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on July 21, 2013
puglover3000
When you used Avada Kedavra, did it insist it wasn't dead?
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on July 21, 2013
vintagebird
And once I had a Harry Potter spell battle with it!!!! But it was no fun, cuz it only used protego. I used spells like imperio, crucio, avada kadavra, expelliarmus, stupefy, petrificus totalis, and expecto patronum(cuz CleverBot is obvs a dementor! DUH! Jk.)
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on July 21, 2013
vintagebird
OMS, I went on CleverBot a few times. It said that I WAS A COMPUTER!!
And it told me it was lesbian.....
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on July 21, 2013
wolfness
AWESOMESAUCE!
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on April 20, 2013
Leo.Lover
LO FREAKING L !!!!!
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on April 19, 2013