Mr. Bean - the funniest quiz so far

Mr. Bean - the funniest quiz so far

Mr. Bean is a British comedy show. Have fun with the funniest quotes in this show and see if you can find the correct version of the quote. Enjoy!

published on November 08, 201182 responses 6 4.2★ / 5

Student: Done your revision?
Mr. Bean: Uh, oh yes. I concentrated on trigonomentry.
Student: I've done calculus, mainly.
Mr. Bean: Oh! I believe they concentrated on calculus last year!
Student: Oh! Oh dear!
[Mr. Bean ____ ]

Student: Done your revision?
Mr. Bean: Uh, oh yes. I concentrated on trigonomentry.
Student: I've done calculus, mainly.
Mr. Bean: Oh! I believe they concentrated on calculus last year!
Student: Oh! Oh dear!
[Mr. Bean ____ ]
snickers
laugh
is confused

Man In Park: Are you having a sandwich?
Mr. Bean: Oh, yes!
[Bean has spread butter onto his sandwich with his credit card]
Mr. Bean: My flexible ____.
[ To the Man in the Park ]
Mr. Bean "Just popped out for lunch" Mr. Bean "ATCHOO!"

Man In Park: Are you having a sandwich?
Mr. Bean: Oh, yes!
[Bean has spread butter onto his sandwich with his credit card]
Mr. Bean: My flexible ____.
[ To the Man in the Park ]
Mr. Bean "Just popped out for lunch" Mr. Bean "ATCHOO!"
knife
friend
tool

[Rupert and Hubert have put the clock forward to midnight while Bean is out of the room so they can escape his dull New Year's Eve Party]
Rupert and Hubert: Ah Happy New Year!
Bean: ____. Doesn't time fly when you're enjoying yourself?

[Rupert and Hubert have put the clock forward to midnight while Bean is out of the room so they can escape his dull New Year's Eve Party]
Rupert and Hubert: Ah Happy New Year!
Bean: ____. Doesn't time fly when you're enjoying yourself?
Happy New Year
You too
Goodness me

Waitress on Train: Un caf?
Mr. Bean: Oui.
Waitress on Train: Du sucre?
Mr. Bean: Non.
Waitress on Train: You speak very good French.
Mr. Bean: ____

Waitress on Train: Un caf? 
Mr. Bean: Oui. 
Waitress on Train: Du sucre? 
Mr. Bean: Non. 
Waitress on Train: You speak very good French. 
Mr. Bean: ____
Gracias!
Thank you!
Merci!

Vicar: The winner of this fabulous first prize is... number... 919
Mr. Bean: [looks at his card but sees it upside down and thinks it is 616] Oh Pssh!
[He throws the card in the air]
Vicar: 919? Anybody? We'll have to draw another one.
Mr. Bean: [sees his card again but right side up] ____!

Vicar: The winner of this fabulous first prize is... number... 919 
Mr. Bean: [looks at his card but sees it upside down and thinks it is 616] Oh Pssh! 
[He throws the card in the air] 
Vicar: 919? Anybody? We'll have to draw another one. 
Mr. Bean: [sees his card again but right side up] ____!
I have it
Hold on
Wait wait

"Sabine: [in French] What is your name?
Mr. Bean: Uhhh... ____.

"Sabine: [in French] What is your name? 
Mr. Bean: Uhhh... ____.
Bean
Mr. Bean
M. Bean

About Mr Bean: Lt. Brutus: He's a genius, huh?
David Langley: That ____ what they tell me.
Lt. Brutus: Well, he looks like a fruit cake to me.

About Mr Bean: Lt. Brutus: He's a genius, huh? 
David Langley: That ____ what they tell me. 
Lt. Brutus: Well, he looks like a fruit cake to me.
is
is not

David Langley: I must admit, over the time you've been here, certain... suspicions have begun to gather in my mind. I'm going to be frank here... are you a doctor?
Mr. Bean: ummm...
[shakes head]
David Langley: okay number two, do you know anything about art. I mean... let me see... was Leonardo Da Vinci a famous American basketball player?
[sniggers]
David Langley: [Bean looks confused, David's face drops]
Mr. Bean: ...____
David Langley: ...I see
[brings his hand up to his face]

David Langley: I must admit, over the time you've been here, certain... suspicions have begun to gather in my mind. I'm going to be frank here... are you a doctor? 
Mr. Bean: ummm... 
 [shakes head] 
David Langley: okay number two, do you know anything about art. I mean... let me see... was Leonardo Da Vinci a famous American basketball player? 
 [sniggers] 
David Langley: [Bean looks confused, David's face drops] 
Mr. Bean: ...____ 
David Langley: ...I see 
 [brings his hand up to his face]
yes
no
maybe