do you know more than google translate?

trigger warning for (im)mature content, itll be fine if youre 13 or older. this quiz is made of phrases that google has translated, well, strangely. your goal is to guess the real meaning. -sidenote check when this quiz was made before commenting because it could update within a short time and i have nothing against google translate!-

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this quiz is made of phrases that google has translated, well, strangely. your goal is to guess the real meaning. 3, 2, 1, start!

this quiz is made of phrases that google has translated, well, strangely. your goal is to guess the real meaning. 3, 2, 1, start!
Select the two correct answers
alright
4LR1GHT

(japanese)

itokono chinchinga tokimekimasu
いとこの ちんちんが ときめきます

(japanese)

itokono chinchinga tokimekimasu
いとこの ちんちんが ときめきます
my cousin is excited
my cousin's pp is throbbing
my cousin has a crush

(french)

je suis excitée

(french) 

je suis excitée
i am horny
i am excited
you were excited

(hawaiian)

hōkūleʻa

(hawaiian)

hōkūleʻa
arcturus (the star)
it's a star
it's frustrating
hercules
insane
slow down

(japanese)

bokuno chinchin sawatte

(japanese)

bokuno chinchin sawatte
touch my pp
im sorry

(hindi)

pharsh par khaana sakht mana hai
फर्श पर खाना सख्त मना है

(hindi)

pharsh par khaana sakht mana hai
फर्श पर खाना सख्त मना है
eating carpet strictly prohibited
do not eat on the floor/carpet
do not step on this wet floor

(arabic)

mayit bul
ميت بول

(arabic)

mayit bul
ميت بول
paul is dead
meatball
major tom

(spanish)

nos tiraste una foto

(spanish)

nos tiraste una foto
you threw a picture at us
you took a picture of us

(catalan)

no alimente los llamingos

(catalan)

no alimente los llamingos
do not feed people on the phone
do not feed the flamingos
do not feed the llamas

(portuguese)

pão com frios

(spanish)

crema de verdura

(portuguese)

pão com frios

(spanish)

crema de verdura
Select the two correct answers
bread with ice
bread with cold
bread with slices of ham
green cream
vegetable soup