Tell me a funny story

Tell me a funny story

Me and my friends were roleplaying as characters we made. I can't remember how it started but we started shouting "fetus deletus". My character can turn into a wall and is the "husband" of the family. Apparently the mother went away so I took the kids to the store and one started and army of crabs while the other was downing sugar. I got angry and turned into a wall right there in the store. There was a pregnant lady behind me that say what. I quickly pulled out a wand and shouted "fetus deletus!" and ran away.

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Starlight_the_crusader
My life
bananawolficorn
relatable
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Hikari_Chan
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Hikari_Chan
and another story is not much of funny but dangerous. I had an urge to pee so rushed to the washroom in our school. When i was near the washrooms i felt like heaven but that's when three dogs saw me. And you know what happens when dogs see someone runnig fast. They wiggled their tails and barked at me. I saw some guys stomling legs on the ground to scare the dogs away. I did the same too. Thats when the dogs got even more angry and started to follow me. It scared a hell outta See More▼
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Hikari_Chan
We were on a school excursion. We were going by train and were playing cards even if they turned off the lights. The most strict but funny teacher was walking by and we noticed it when he was scolding the children on the other block. I hid my phone & Cards under the blanket. And he didn't even suspect any of us. When he went off, we began playing again.
bananawolficorn
oh no but at least you laugh about it now
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Hikari_Chan
Yeah xD
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FIREquizzer
I was sleeping when I realized that my blanket, pillows and stuffed toy were all on the floor
bananawolficorn
I've had it happen where i fall asleep one way but wake up on the other end of the bed still under the covers but the covers were not messed up at all. How did this happen?
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