Roast this kid. Trigger the babushka of spiders.

Roast this kid. Trigger the babushka of spiders.

Please roast me and don't go easy because I'm no egg. I am too much skin, bones, a larper, Marvel and Sonic fan. I'm also into cross dressing. Mess with my emotions like Thanos messes with Quill's head, mis brosephs y brosephinas!

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Soulreaper1987
I sense a trap
on June 13
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Jrenner
You like sonic? I suggest you watch sonic in jaws it's a great movie
Spider_fam
I think I saw that when I was 9. It was weIrd with a capital I for "I am confused, scared, and enjoying this free youtube movie"
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on June 12
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Sombra
You should spend less time cross-dressing and spending more attempting to look like your own gender because your giving me real "I indentify as a tree" vibes right now. Also thanks for clarifying that your not an egg because looking at your chin and skin tone, I was beginning to think you were one.

(Also I have no idea who you are but you said roast so I did it sorry)
Spider_fam
It's about time somebody actually tried
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Spider_fam
I kill trees to avenge my father, the Onceler. I do not identify as one because that would be stupid kind of like unironically using emojis
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on June 28
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provoked.tater
You are obese.
Lol I have no ideas
Spider_fam
Lol I thought Canadians were nice noffense
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provoked.tater
That took all of my strength..
[insert VERY long stream of apologies]
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on June 22
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Starlight_the_crusader
Dude. Infinity war was like so 2 months ago.
on June 12
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Derpyderpjuice
(Insert epic roast here)
Derpyderpjuice
Not good with roast
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Derpyderpjuice
@Spider_fam
I got nothing
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on June 12
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Spider_fam
That roast left me feeling colder than Antarctica. Come on, Derp! Try, believe in yourself, you can scorch me
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