Find out which hetalia ship you are!11

Find out which hetalia ship you are!11

yo its me again!1``` #white girl with starbucks111! this quiz will tell you which hetalia ship you are. yo i know it sounds a bit weird cuz like how can you be two guys having sex? this will tell you how. merry christmas and hail sat@n! represent! dope fresh111 ~from blueberry lube and condoms

published on November 23, 2014170 responses 0 5.0★ / 5

lets start this off easy. ideal first date?

lets start this off easy. ideal first date?
just a casual walk in the park
um..probably go to some ball and dance
probably just go to a coffee shop and chat up my date
make it on a nice summer day and we would probably go get some yummy icecream
probably go to an outdoor maid cafe
go to an amusement park
go touring around some random country
lets infiltrate russia
uh idk probably like go get some vodka and drink it on our front lawn as we gaze at the sun from the teletubbies
we would go to a park and go down the slide until our ass hoes turned red
probably just go lay down in a park somewhere and cuddle

What is your ideal partner like?

What is your ideal partner like?
someone who is rambunctious
someone who is funny!
someone who can make me laugh and make my day better
someone who wants to kill people like i do
someone who likes to cuddle a lot
someone who loves cats as much as i
someone who will lick my ass for me
someone who is sorta quiet and shit
someone who is enjoyable to be around
Someone who loves me and is caring
someone who enjoys porn as much as i

You get your penis stuck in someones ass! What do you do?11

You get your penis stuck in someones ass! What do you do?11
try to cum multiple times so it gets slippery and i can slide out like a shamu
yo how the h-e double pickles can that even happen? I'm so big? nah.
i would drink some green tea while debating if i should get it out or not. i eventually think yes, so i pull it out with one fluid motion.
RIP IT Out like the colossal titan i am
Embrace the fact that god made this happen and we were meant to be stuck together forever.
i don't even have a penis what
get some butter in that asshole so i can slide out!
scream and die
i wouldn't be the one topping
act calm and call 911, be like "operator my penis is stuck get the jaws of life so it can come out"
i would enjoy the moment for a while then cut my own penis off

Your face gets stuck in a washing machine! What do you do?

Your face gets stuck in a washing machine! What do you do?
be glad that i used downy natural soft so my skin will be clean and pasty white as my penis
eat a channel changer
smash open that washing machine and destroy it forever i banish it to the depths of hetalia episode 27.6555
i don't like washing clothes
i would daintily sceam as my body was devoured by the washing machine of sat@n
get a moose to crack open my ass and reveal the key to narnia
I'm dead i guess yolo
i use a washboard like the old timeys
reform into a butterfly from DHMIS
drown i guess
holy cheese nuggets on a plate of pasta germany my penis is blue

Whats your bedroom like?

Whats your bedroom like?
its fuckingg huge and a palace
Nothing fancy, its pretty basic. I like to keep it clean.
i store my dildos in my closet
why the hell do you want to know
I have a swimming pool in my room!
Its really small and idk messy sometimes
i have a merry go round in my room
its somewhat big and classy
its always ready for us to be fuckingg
i don't even have a bedroom
Its sometimes messy..

When do you have sex?

When do you have sex?
after 10 dates
on the third date
on the first of the day the coniferous tree died in narnia
after being together for 3 months
After like..8 dates?
ever since i was born
only when we get married
on the 5th date
we never have sex we keep it clean no STD's here
on like the first date mother fuckaa
on the 69th date

Whats your favourite colour of play dough?

Whats your favourite colour of play dough?
orange
aquamarine
all of the colours!
hot pink!
shit brown
plain old blue
red!
white
a nice sparkly purple
light blue
neon green

Do you lik-e the juce bex?

Do you lik-e the juce bex?
what is a juce bex
ur weird
Of course! I will always obey the holy juce bex with its hard straw of steel!
yess
no
uh whot
yes
noo
what is wrong with you?
yesserie ma'am
Si!

how the hell do you say aluminum?

how the hell do you say aluminum?
"All you mini um"
The italian way cuz pasta n shit
bueno tomato~~
The normal way?
*mumbles unknown words to the language of narnia*
what even is that is that some kind of metal? i never passed 5th grade science sorry
kRakenwagon
*%^$%^#%$
SAURKROUT
where are the damn russian letters on my keyboard..
how my penis says it?

Favourite before sex technique to turn on your partner?

Favourite before sex technique to turn on your partner?
i make my penis into a sushi roll
i jam out to some music naked on top of my partners head
strip tease
blow job that penis to space
slather myself in maple syrup and ice-cream
probably just twerk for a bit
i shove a pineapple up my ass
what the fuckk are you on about
i eat glass for a while
slather tomato sauce on myself very sexually
play "get down on it" and "oh what a night" and "careless whisper" on the piano