Would I date you? (36)

Would I date you? (36)

I’d probably date you if you’re nice and like dank memes. So honestly the question is would you date me?

published on May 2414 responses 9 4.5★ / 5

Hi!
Nice to meet ya!
I’m some drama for ya llama!
You can call meh llama!

WAAASSSSUUUPPP
???
Me:You are
amazing
Hi
Me: YAAAYYY!!!
But you’re profile
name is
@wasssuuuppppee
ps
Me: *hmmf*

can U show ME da WAE?

Yes I can!
Me: BRUDDAS ITS
DA QUEEN!!
Sorry nope
Me: AWWW
🖕🏻
Me: COME AT MEH
BRO!

Ok we were out on a boring date
What did ya get me for a gift?

Nothing
Me: FINALLY
SOMEONE SEES
YOU DONT NEED
TO GET YA DATE
ANYTHING!!!
Bouquet of flowers
Me: meh
Enchanting magic
carpet ride
Me: HA! You said
carpet!

To see a movie or not to see a movie?
Dat is de question!
Eh....
Let’s watch a movie actually.
What shall we watch?

Anchorman
Me: good taste
Scream
Me: classic
La La land
Me: LAAAMMMEEE

I said gotta go now! After our date whadya do?

Kiss da girl
Me: I BARELY
KNOW YOU!
DA HECK?!?
Say: I had fun.
Thanks
Me: YA WELCOME!
Say
BAI FELICIA!
ME: YAAASSSS

Ok let fate decide out future together!
CALCULATING!
Your live score is....

Bai
Bye bitch
Me: I DONT GIVE A
F U C K
AND WHAT YOU
THINK IF ME YOU
PIECE OF SHIT!
Oh and...
Go die in a hole
BAIIIIIIII!!!