Would I date you? (36)

Would I date you? (36)

I’d probably date you if you’re nice and like dank memes. So honestly the question is would you date me?

published on May 24, 201823 responses 13 3.8★ / 5

Hi!
Nice to meet ya!
I’m some drama for ya llama!
You can call meh llama!

WAAASSSSUUUPPP
???
Me:You are
amazing
Hi
Me: YAAAYYY!!!
But you’re profile
name is
@wasssuuuppppee
ps
Me: *hmmf*

can U show ME da WAE?

Yes I can!
Me: BRUDDAS ITS
DA QUEEN!!
Sorry nope
Me: AWWW
🖕🏻
Me: COME AT MEH
BRO!

Ok we were out on a boring date
What did ya get me for a gift?

Nothing
Me: FINALLY
SOMEONE SEES
YOU DONT NEED
TO GET YA DATE
ANYTHING!!!
Bouquet of flowers
Me: meh
Enchanting magic
carpet ride
Me: HA! You said
carpet!

To see a movie or not to see a movie?
Dat is de question!
Eh....
Let’s watch a movie actually.
What shall we watch?

Anchorman
Me: good taste
Scream
Me: classic
La La land
Me: LAAAMMMEEE

I said gotta go now! After our date whadya do?

Kiss da girl
Me: I BARELY
KNOW YOU!
DA HECK?!?
Say: I had fun.
Thanks
Me: YA WELCOME!
Say
BAI FELICIA!
ME: YAAASSSS

Ok let fate decide out future together!
CALCULATING!
Your live score is....

Bai
Bye bitch
Me: I DONT GIVE A
F U C K
AND WHAT YOU
THINK IF ME YOU
PIECE OF SHIT!
Oh and...
Go die in a hole
BAIIIIIIII!!!