Which of My Shitty Protagonists Are You?

Which of My Shitty Protagonists Are You?

I have books. And plays. And yeah. Am writer, yes am. I already made one of these quizzes but it was only for antagonistic or ""villain"" characters.

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What kind of story would you like to be a part of?

A gritty story about justice and truth.
A coming-of-age story about an adventurous teen.
Something allegorical meant to challenge the views of the audience.
A piece of historical fiction about a topic that's often ignored.
Something soft and good and wholesome.

How do you usually go about solving problems?

By ignoring them until they go away.
By facing them head-on at full strength.
I just go with whatever feels right, even if that's a bit impulsive.
I take my time to analyze the situation and respond properly.
I see what my friends and family have to say about it.

What do you look for in a partner?

Someone who can bring me back down to earth when I get too heated.
Someone really edgy and mysterious.
I'm not interested in romance. I have bigger priorities.
Someone who challenges my worldview and makes me reconsider what I stand for.
Someone who brings out my inner bravery and strength.

What motivates you?

I want to give a voice to those who can't speak up for themselves.
I want to see the world and truly LIVE for once.
I want for there to be peace.
I want my loved ones to be safe and happy.
I just wanna vibe man.

What's your best quality?

My sense of justice.
My selfless nature.
My willingness to try new things and step out of my comfort zone.
My social skills.
I'm way too insecure to answer this question.

What's your worst quality?

I don't really think before I do things.
I can be really naïve.
I'm a bit too self-obsessed.
Authority figures really don't like me.
I'm a coward.

Pick a pet.

Fish!! I love fish!! They're so pretty and cute!!
A majestic, beautiful, rare bird of some kind.
A goat or some other kind of farm animal.
A plant. They're nice and calm and peaceful.
A cat. They're so alluring.

Pick a job.

Doctor! I want to save lives and help people!
A famous movie star!
Oh my god anything that isn't political. I cannot stand politics.
Something research related. There are so many questions to answer.
I want to be an activist or journalist or something.

Which bad situation do you think you'd most likely get yourself into?

I'd probably end up stranded somewhere with a bunch of strangers.
I'd probably make myself a target for some really powerful, really corrupt authority figure.
I don't know, but whatever it is, I'm definitely grossly unprepared for it.
I'd probably go on some wild adventure that would go horribly wrong since I'm so impulsive and
I'd probably piss run my mouth and accidentally piss off the mafia or something.

How will your story end?

It'll end ambiguously. Yes, technically it'll have a happy ending, but not without a fair amount of damage.
It'll probably end horribly and violently lmao.
It'll end how tragedy always ends. There are no happy endings in the real world.
The ending will be something really grandiose and metaphorical.
Nice, soft, happy ending where everyone falls in love and gets what they want.