Would you survive a friendship with me?

Would you survive a friendship with me?

Welp I’m a tough person to be friends with cause I’m a little: COO COO! But hey... I come with benefits such as you will NEVER get bullied cause people would be scared to with me around! That’s not making you wanna be my friend is it? Meh whatevs.

published on May 2316 responses 5 5.0★ / 5

I run up to you and starting quoting dead memes whdya do???

Run away like I
don’t know you. I
ain’t dealing with
dis crazy ass bitch.
Look around make
sure no one is
watching and try
comfort you.
Say: Look... I’m
sorry Llama but...
Ugandan Knuckles
is dead...
Me: yeah I know!
Tee hee!

I start saying : WHOOP diddilee DOOP doop!!!
I’m DRUNK on WATER!!!!

How the fuq can
you be drunk in
water?
Uhhhhhhh try calm
you down.
Gosh darn it Llama
stop drinking dat
strong stuff!
Me: but if I stop I’ll
die!
You: stop over
drinking on it and
drink this
milkshake

I start singing the Russian National Anthem

Run.
Just run god damn
it.
Shhhh!!!! Keep it
quite! People are
staring!
*sigh*
*grabs phone*
Me: WAAAAAAA
You: *puts on
nightcore music
You: much better

It’s raining tacos! From outta da sky! Tacos! WHOEVER KNOWS WHY??

That is scientifically
impossible
Look Llama your
taco obsession has
gotten outta
hand!!!
No it’s actually
raining
burrrriiiitttttooooos
ssss!!!!

I start crawling towards you like a tiger and I say: Imma huuunnnggggryyyy for veggie fish!
(I’m vegetarian)

Tigers don’t eat
fish
Veggie fish doesn’t
exist
Here ya go!
*creates veggie
fish outta thin air*
Bowey: THE AIR IS
THIN?!? EVERYONE
STOP
BREATHING!!!
YOURE WASTING
THE AIR!!!

Fate

FATE
FAAAAAATTTTTTEEE
EE 🧐🧐🧐🧐
BAI FELICIA!