Would I Have Sex With You?

Would I Have Sex With You?

Yeah so I don't think I should have to explain that this is a joke, but some of y'all are dumb. This is indeed a shitpost.

published 22 days ago35 responses 9

What's your annual income?

100K+
Not that

How much money are you willing to spend on our "date?"

At least 150$
Not that

Do you have a car?

Yes, and it's nice
Yes, but it's kinda shit
No

How old are you?

16+
Not that

Do you expect me to stay until the next morning?

Yes
No

Are you going to contact me again after?

Yes
Not likely, unless I want something from you again

Do you drink or smoke?

No
Yes, but I don't share
Yes, and I share

Are you going to insist on dating me after? Because a lot of needy, entitled bitches have tried that and it'll go just as well for you as it'll go for them.

No, this is a casual thing
Uh yeah what do you mean we're not dating?

If you don't have money, are you willing to barter?

Yeah. What do you want?
No