Would I date you? (43)

I don't know why I'm making this quiz, I'm just... Jumping on the bandwagon, I guess. Credit to @Teenaged.Narcissist for the idea. I don't even know why I'm doing this, I don't even like people.

published on June 2813 responses 4 5.0★ / 5

Do you want somebody who can cook?

Yes
No
I don't really care, but that would be nice.
Not necessary.

Would you mind dating a narcoleptic?

Not at all.
Somewhat.
Yeah, kind of.
What is a narcoleptic?

Would you give me a lot of (sometimes unwanted) attention?

Yes
Definitely
Not really
If you want it, I'll give it to you. If you don't want it, I'll leave you be.

Have you fvcked in a classroom before?

No?
Yes

Do you wear scarves?

Yes
No

If you wear scarves, what colour?

Red
Other
None

Are you a male or a female?

Male
Female
Other?

Would you be willing to take the barbed-wire baseball bat for any wrongdoings committed towards other people?

No????
What??????
Absolutely not????
Sure
What is baseball bat

Are you stupid?

Probably
The dumbest person you'll ever meet
No