What type of Pizza are You? (1) Find out your type of pizza here! Cheesy, good, pizza... god I love pizza angry.potate published on December 19, 201714 responses 0 5.0★ / 5 Questions in vertical order This will be roleplay KIll mE kill me KILL ME yAy yay YAY .:: The god of pizza wanders up to you, he places the tip of his pizza staff on your shoulder. ::. how do you react? dood that's filthy mm, tasty pizza [ You bite his staff ] [ You bow your head in fulfilled respect ] [ You shove the staff, and run away. ] .:. Whatever you did, the Pizza God holds you by the chin now. You see a bracelet of pepperoni around his hand. What do you do? .:. [ I get close to it, snatch it with my hands, push against his belly and run away. ] [ I ask ] ` Dude, can I have that nice, warm, tasty bracelet of yours? It looks tasty! ` [ I ignore the hunger clawing at my stomach. ] .:. The pizza god now turns you away, he is not pleased with bits of your behaviour. He thinks you're either too polite, or too rude. .:. [ You stomp away, screaming : ] ` You b**tch! I hope you burn in hell! ` [ All because he didn't let you bite his pizza. ] [ I run up to him, grab his pizza flavoured arm and pull it off. I eat it. ] [ I shrug, walking away. ` May peace be with you! ` You'd howl back at him. ] What did you think? :>> It was horrible! I couldn't steal his pizza!! I liked it! Nice, simple, and short! I wanted that piizzaaaaaaa...