What type of Pizza are You? (1)

What type of Pizza are You? (1)

Find out your type of pizza here! Cheesy, good, pizza... god I love pizza

published on December 19, 201718 responses 3 4.8★ / 5

This will be roleplay

This will be roleplay
KIll mE
kill me
KILL ME
yAy
yay
YAY

.:: The god of pizza wanders up to you, he places the tip of his pizza staff on your shoulder. ::.
how do you react?

.:: The god of pizza wanders up to you, he places the tip of his pizza staff on your shoulder. ::. how do you react?
dood that's filthy
mm, tasty pizza [ You bite his staff ]
[ You bow your head in fulfilled respect ]
[ You shove the staff, and run away. ]

.:. Whatever you did, the Pizza God holds you by the chin now. You see a bracelet of pepperoni around his hand. What do you do? .:.

.:. Whatever you did, the Pizza God holds you by the chin now. You see a bracelet of pepperoni around his hand. What do you do? .:.
[ I get close to it, snatch it with my hands, push against his belly and run away. ]
[ I ask ] ` Dude, can I have that nice, warm, tasty bracelet of yours? It looks tasty! `
[ I ignore the hunger clawing at my stomach. ]

.:. The pizza god now turns you away, he is not pleased with bits of your behaviour. He thinks you're either too polite, or too rude. .:.

.:. The pizza god now turns you away, he is not pleased with bits of your behaviour. He thinks you're either too polite, or too rude. .:.
[ You stomp away, screaming : ] ` You b**tch! I hope you burn in hell! ` [ All because
he didn't let you bite his pizza. ]
[ I run up to him, grab his pizza flavoured arm and pull it off. I eat it. ]
[ I shrug, walking away. ` May peace be with you! ` You'd howl back at him. ]

What did you think? :>>

What did you think? :>>
It was horrible! I couldn't steal his pizza!!
I liked it! Nice, simple, and short!
I wanted that piizzaaaaaaa...