Which Hetalia Character are You? (pure sexiness-)

Which Hetalia Character are You? (pure sexiness-)

This, is the majestical journey you shall take to figure out what country you are. Once you find your country, they will be your spirit animal. Pray to them every night. You will become in love with them. They will be your love, your life. Thank you for considering to take this. You are a magnificent slice of bread.

published on May 09, 2014405 responses 6 4.0★ / 5

Favourite animal?

Favourite animal?
Cats, or small dogs.
Something that can kill for me!
EAGLE!
Peacock
Pandas~!
Any animal is okay with me~ Just as long as they aren't too big, then they are scary..
I don't know, probably a rabbit or a fox.
Adolf Hitler

What do you like to read?

What do you like to read?
Harry Potter, or something thats non fictional..
Reading? Whats that?
Gossip magazines
Cookbooks~!
War books.
Cute animal books!
Books based around the death of my enemies
..I would prefer not telling you

What do you like to wear?

What do you like to wear?
panda skin
Sexy stuff~
naked
pastaA
rocks
Whatever I have dude! I really don't give a shit
bikini's
Casual clothing, something in-between comfortable and fancy.

Which way do you use to insert a tampon?

Which way do you use to insert a tampon?
SHove vodka up my vagina!
Well first dude, I spread my legs. Then, I just push it in like any other leaf gendered person.
Whilst straddling my friends faces
I do it normally..?
Lay on my back with my legs in the air
Slather pasta all over them then eat them
I use pads
What the hell?!

What do you do when you see a corgi

What do you do when you see a corgi
Scream and go hug it
kill ^J^
pasta on it
Skin it
SQUEE
...
Throw up
what is a corgi

Would you rather shove glass up your crotch or up your arse

Would you rather shove glass up your crotch or up your arse
ih
crotch-
ugggghhghg it hurts
Crotch
Arse
balls
Arse?
crotch~

What if you woke up and there were centipedes in your vagina?

What if you woke up and there were centipedes in your vagina?
Eat them raw
*Eats them with chopsticks*
Okay- Can I just- Leave you are scaring me but i would grate up my vagina in a cheese grater
Oh
slather peanut butter and jam on those idiots and eat them for breakfast
Maple up them centipedes
*Waves white flag at vagina*
What. The. Hell. Is. Wrong. With. You.

What is your favorite drink

What is your favorite drink
Pop
Other tea like japanese idk
Your bodily fluids
Vodka, durr
Pasta sauce
Tea, obviously
Rocks
Chinese tea

A box arrives on your doorstep. What do you wish it was?

A box arrives on your doorstep. What do you wish it was?
perrper
my florida
a dill drill
pasta to slather inside my nipples
something that i could use to give myself a nipple piercing
floppy little weiner logs
ariels dad
a christmass tree with bushy needles