How gross/messy are you?

In this quiz, you will find out how gross you are! Do you practice good hygiene, or are you disgusting? Take this quiz and find out!

published on September 05, 201640 responses 3 5.0★ / 5

When you sneeze or cough, what do you do?

Sneeze/cough into a tissue and then promptly wash my hands.
Sneeze/cough into my sleeve.
Sneeze/cough without doing anything.
Sneeze/cough right into someone else's face.

Do you wear deodorant or perfume/cologne?

I wear both.
Just deodorant most of the time
I skip a few days.
Why wear deodorant or stupid perfume/ cologne? That's what showering is for! Duh!

Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?

Yes! I wash them very well!
I wash them for a few seconds

When you finish eating, what do you do with the leftovers?

Put them away in containers and clean up the place I was eating
Put my leftovers in the fridge and brush the crumbs away.
Leave the food out for a little bit and eventually put it away.
Leave my leftovers out forever and then question why they smell bad and why there are flies, roaches, and assorted pests in my food.

Do you pick your nose in public?

No way! That's disgusting!
I try not to.
Once or twice a week.
All the time! And I eat it too, that's how I get my protein! Mmmm Mmmm good!

Do you brush your teeth often?

Yes! I brush them after each meal.
Once or twice a day.
I skip a few days.
I brush my teeth after I eat stinky food and before the dentist.

Do you wipe your face and hands while eating?

Yes, I hate food on my face. I use a napkin!
If I can, I lick my face and hands clean, but most of the time I use a napkin.
I do it after I eat.
No because I have a snack on my face for later.

How often do you clean your house?

Every two weeks!
About once or twice a month.
Twice a year.
Why clean when everything will get messy again?

Do you make your bed in the morning?

Yes! Made beds make me happy!
I make it when it gets really messy
Not really. I don't like doing it.
Ain't nobody got time for that! My bed's just going to get messy again, so why bother?!

How often do you change your underwear?

Every day!
Before I go to bed at night.
Only after I shower.
Why do you need to wear a new pair of underwear each day?! You just turn them inside out! There are four ways to wear underwear!

How often do you take a shower?

Every single day!
Every couple days.
Once a week.
Whenever I feel like it! I don't remember the last time I took a shower!