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Gum one gum all to the awesome Fandom ships. We don't judge, if you want to say your ship it is welcome here!??
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by Mei_tehmiko21
on February 22, 2021
I literally drank a whole ass bottle of Apple juice and cried because a man raised his voice at me ?
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these will just be anime edits for the most part i decided to just place them here instead of bothering people that don't care by posting them on my wall-- Page Cover Photo DOES NOT belong to me :D
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by Matrix
on February 17, 2021
tw//violence and talk abt suicide
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does anyone else have to listen to their brother scream abt how much he wishes he were an only child and how they wished you were dead? cause that’s all I’m listening to him say right now and it’s beginning to bring me back to the thoughts of suicide and it’s starting to mess with me I’ve been sitting here listening to my brother talking about how he wishes I was the one who had killed themself instead of it being my uncle and how he wishes See More▼ I would’ve been a stillborn or just aborted and it’s starting to mess with my head and I know your probably thinking just stop listening I can’t. His room is right next to mine and the walls in this house are thin and I’m just being mentally tormented
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does anyone else have to listen to their brother scream abt how much he wishes he were an only child and how they wished you were dead? cause that’s all I’m listening to him say right now and it’s beginning to bring me back to the thoughts of suicide and it’s starting to mess with me I’ve been sitting here listening to my brother talking about how he wishes I was the one who had killed themself instead of it being my uncle and how he wishes See More▼ I would’ve been a stillborn or just aborted and it’s starting to mess with my head and I know your probably thinking just stop listening I can’t. His room is right next to mine and the walls in this house are thin and I’m just being mentally tormented
on February 17, 2021
ah yes welcome to Texas where the weather is made up seasons don’t matter and nothing ever makes sense *insert when it was like 70 degrees on Christmas a few years ago*
on February 13, 2021
This is the coldest Texas has been in years so why tf hasn’t it snowed
on February 13, 2021
Ok so how many people exactly got called out for being pedos since the last time I was somewhat active???
on February 14, 2021
Who were they?? I mean I know abt corb but who else?? @imasoullessbakugou
on February 13, 2021
on February 13, 2021
We have to reblock this part of our UIL competition musical and so I’m technically not getting out of school till 9 :)
on February 04, 2021
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the sexual tension between me and this door
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on February 01, 2021
Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground. See More▼
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!
- Bee-men.
- Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.
- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground. See More▼
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!
- Bee-men.
- Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.
- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
on February 01, 2021
on January 28, 2021
