Shower Thoughts

Hello beauties! This is a page for all those weird but amazing realizations known as “shower thoughts” for example, I’m going to be the last person to die in my lifetime. Crazy!

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Car horns should only be allowed in the pitches of C, G, and E, so when people honk at the same time, it’ll be a chord.
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In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.
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Hello everyone. I might not be on here as often. Someone in my life just passed on.
Please don’t drink and drive. It hurts people. I’ve realized how quickly death can snatch someone we love. It’s not up to us.... it’s up to fate. One day, your talking to that person and the next day your talking to their casket. Be nice! Remind everyone everyday how much they mean to you.
Because one day it will be too late.
You are denying denial itself... when inside you are broken.
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Skiesofjupiter
@SillySantaSausage yes, I’m trying to work through it. Thank you. I’ll be sure to get in contact with you if I feel any worse. Thank you, love.
9 days ago
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SillySantaSausage
Are you ok, if you ever need someone to talk to you, i can be that person. stay strong.
9 days ago
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Skiesofjupiter
Thank you all for your gratitude. Prayers to you 🙏🏽
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TellMyWiFiLoveHer
I'm sorry for your loss.
9 days ago
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Get_Schwifty
I'm so sorry... I wish there was I way I could help...
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In sign language, arthritis is a speech impediment
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11 days ago
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When you say the word 'crisp' it moves from the back of your mouth to the front as you say it.
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11 days ago
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Some people’s PIN number are 6153 and reading this probably makes them want a new one.
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The internet is just a collection of human thoughts... that’s why there’s so much porn.
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If you would mount garbage trucks with camera’s you could weekly update google maps street view.
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I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain until I find THE GREATEST BARBER IN THE WORLD…or perhaps just a bald dude.
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Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed.
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The word ‘Fat’ just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word ‘Eat’.
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If Katniss and Peeta from “Hunger Games” were Hollywood celebrities, their supercouple nickname would either be Katpee or Peeniss.
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Instead of all the prequel and sequel movies coming out, they should start making equels – films shot in the same time period as the original film, but from an entirely different perspective.
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Think about how lucky we are blinking doesn't make a noise
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"Do not touch" must be the scariest thing to read in braille.
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12 days ago
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why do i live on this world when i could be in a coma living in my own world..
(Oh shit. i forgot my thoughts are dark..)
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Skiesofjupiter
It’s ok. Mine are too.
13 days ago
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How long does someone have to be dead before it's considered archaeology instead of grave robbing?
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Get_Schwifty
wow
that's pretty cool
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Skiesofjupiter
Did you know that after you die you are conscious long enough to know that you are dead? You could be mentally conscious during your autopsy
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Does anyone here think I'm gay?
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FlawIsNotA_Weed
maybe
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DoggyQuizzez
@Skiesofjupiter :3
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Skiesofjupiter
Doesn’t matter to me. You are who you are. Embrace it!
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FwiskDaHooman
X3
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DoggyQuizzez
@FwiskDaHooman Phew....
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People who are allergic to dust are allergic to themselves...
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Underswap_lover101
Oh no I better be careful
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