Pick up lines

Hey, got a Band-Aid cause I fell for you! Haha in the fourth grade I used pick up lines all the time! This is the page where you can post funny, terrible, awesome pickup lines. Just remember have fun!

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Hey are you google? Cause you got everything im searching for...
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on February 23
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"hey girl
did you fall from heaven?
cause you're the only ten i see-
wait no i got that wrong"
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on February 23
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Never trust people who do acupuncture.
Their backstabbers
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on February 22
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If I made the alphabet I would have U and I together!
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on February 22
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I lost my number can I have yours!
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on February 22
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Hey girl are those space pants cause your butt looks outta this world!
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on February 22
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