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donald trump.
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on June 23
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What does bears love to eat?
Bearries
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on June 09
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Knock Knock
Who's there
Dishes
Dishes who
DISHES ME DONT YOU SEE?
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Mataways
*This is
on June 09
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Mataways
I got another one.
There were two bears in a park
One bear threw a rock and accidentally threw it at the second one.
The second one said "This is embearassing"
on June 09
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on June 09
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There were three guys running from the police.
They came to a barn.
"Let's hide in here," on man said. He was Tony.
"Yes!" This man was Finn.
"Great idea!" And this was Jack.
So the three men went into the barn.
Tony jammed himself into the chicken coop. See More▼
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Dawnstar
@SoulOfTheWolves XD
on April 24
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SoulOfTheWolves_Inactive
@Dawnstar
wow XD
on April 24
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Dawnstar
@SoulOfTheWolves @Glutin_The_Yokai @Kanya888 Ikr my teacher taught me that one. XD
on April 24
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Kanya888
Jack grew up in Dublin.
He was a potato farmer.
on April 24
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Glutin_The_Yokai
OMG!!! XD
on April 24
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on April 24
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What did Tenne see?
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on April 24
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What Do you Get When you Give a Jeff The Killer Llama Ben's Hat?


Llamas with Hats
:3
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on April 07
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A kid needs to learn the first three letters of the alphabet. He asks his sister, "What is the first letter of the alphabet?" His sister replies, "Go away." The kid asks his mom, who was watching Batman, "What is the second letter of the alphabet?" His mom says, "Dununun Batman!" Later the kid asks his dad,who was taking out the garbage, " whats the third letter of the alphabet?" His dad answers," In the garbage, in the garbage." So, the next day the teacher asks the kid to say See More▼
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Dawnstar
Good one! Lol
on January 13
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on January 10
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Girl: ah finally, this is the moment
Boy: Will you leave me?
Girl: No
Boy: Will you kiss me?
Girl; yes! of course!
Boy: Have you ever cheated on me?
Girl: Are you crazy? Of course not! See More▼
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Princess_Twilight
Oh wow.
on January 10
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on January 10
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Why did Adele cross the road?
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Dawnstar
This is a good one! ;3
on January 13
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xox_luna_xox
Lol
on January 11
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on January 09
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dog is sly what do you call it ahahahahahaha a sly dog
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on January 08
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If a plane crashes in CANADA but all of the passengers are from AUSTRALIA. Where are the survivors buried?
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Dawnstar
The survivors aren't buried.
They are survivors!
on January 09
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Wolfhumanlover
No where
on January 08
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on January 08
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There were three motorcyclists who were named Poop, Manners, and Shut Up.
They were speeding, and some cops were chasing them.
Poop fell off of his motorcycle and Manners stopped to help him.
Meanwhile, Shut Up was caught.
"What is your name?" one cop asked.
"Shut Up," Shut Up replied.
"Where are you manners?!" the cop said in great shock. (Not really.) See More▼
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Princess_Twilight
This is like the best one so far.
on January 10
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Dawnstar
@Princess_Twilight , thanks. XD
on January 09
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Princess_Twilight
Oh. Haha! Thats funny.
on January 08
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on January 06
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What is as big as the biggest tree but lighter then a feather

The tree's shadow
*💥ba-dums-Ttss💥*
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Dawnstar
Good one! Lol
on January 06
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on January 06
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What do you call a skeleton in a kist?

The best hide-&-seeker
*💥ba-dums-Ttss💥*
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on January 06
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Why did the eal and the eagle end up in jail?

Because they did stuff, "EalEagley" 😃
*💥ba-dums-Ttss💥*
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Dauntless_Demigod
on January 06
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Princess_Twilight
Its spelled eel but either way lol
on January 06
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Dawnstar
XD
on January 06
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on January 06
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Are you smart? Spell it.

For those who answered s-m-a-r-t, you are wrong! I asked spell i-t.
For those who answered i-t, you are correct!
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on January 06
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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a turkey.
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Dawnstar
I mean:
Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken.
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on January 06
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts.
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on January 06
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.
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on January 06
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There are 12 fish swimming in water. 6 of them drown. How many are left?

For those who answered 6, you are wrong! Fish don't drown!
For those who answered 12, you are correct!
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on January 06
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